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Crummy Church Signs

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Critical Analyses of Critically Bad Church Signs. (You see, it's not that God doesn't have a sense of humor. It's that He has a GOOD one.)

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Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 22 comments.

Donlewis

5 stars Don Lewis

A man who has single-handedly set organized religion back to tent revival era. The signs are funny. But it's Joel's commentary that makes the blog one of the funniest out there. Pass the plate (One wafer to a customer.) for Crummy Church Signs.

Posted: 2008-08-06 | More Reviews From Donlewis

diesel

5 stars Rob Kroese

The highest laugh-to-word ratio of any blog around. Awesome.

Posted: 2008-08-05 | More Reviews From diesel

iDoThings

5 stars JD at I Do Things

Is it OK to laugh at church signs. I say, YES!

Posted: 2008-08-03 | More Reviews From iDoThings

JohnnyVirgil

5 stars Johnny Virgil

I wonder if the saying on these signs come from some super secret holy book stored somewhere in the Vatican. I'll bet they do. Always good for a laugh.

Posted: 2008-08-02 | More Reviews From JohnnyVirgil

unfinishedperson

5 stars unfinishedperson

You might think a blog on church signs day after day would be "crummy." But you'd be wrong. Not just funny, but often insightful too: mostly on how sad, stupid and crummy people are who write the signs.

Posted: 2008-08-01 | More Reviews From unfinishedperson

magnamatt

5 stars The Hypocritcal one....

I look high and low for signs as funny as the ones posted on his blog...to no avail. So I go there.

Posted: 2008-07-29 | More Reviews From magnamatt

UncleBeau

5 stars Beau Horner

This is where to go to see a sampling of God's ownage on the local churchians. Excellent stuff.

Posted: 2008-07-27 | More Reviews From UncleBeau

pegcypher

5 stars Peg Cypher

For a daily dose of snark, nothing beats it.

Posted: 2008-07-27 | More Reviews From pegcypher

BrentD

5 stars brent

A longtime favorite. Joel, thou art the man.

Posted: 2008-07-27 | More Reviews From BrentD

chrisc324

5 stars Chris Cameron

Even an atheist can appreciate Crummy Church Signs.

Posted: 2008-07-26 | More Reviews From chrisc324

nocleaninghere

5 stars Stephanie M

Just when I am feeling in need of a spirtual lift, Crummy church signs comes through with some more great insight for me. It must be a God thing.

Posted: 2008-07-26 | More Reviews From nocleaninghere

JunkDrawer

5 stars Kathy Frederick

God hates me. I can never find a suitable sign for this most excellent blog. Dammit! Oh, sorry God.

Posted: 2008-07-26 | More Reviews From JunkDrawer

k8noon

5 stars Rickey Henderson

Rickey finds Joel's church signs to be perfectly cromulent!

Posted: 2008-07-26 | More Reviews From k8noon

themuskrat

5 stars mac daniels

As inspiring as a deaf musician and as entertaining as a car wreck. I want Joel to chisel my tombstone.

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From themuskrat

nannygoats

5 stars Nanny Goats (Margaret)

This blog captures the hilarious stuff you just can't make up!

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From nannygoats

leighonline

5 stars leigh

god may have a good sense of humor, but joel's got a better one.

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From leighonline

thadsta

5 stars Thaddeus Stanley

Excellence in blogcasting ... mega dittos!

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From thadsta

LOBO

5 stars LOBO

When God shows up to smite heathens during the Apocalypse, I will totally throw Joel under the bus.

-But until that exact moment, I'll be a devout reader.

:)

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From LOBO

harmonicaman

5 stars Jeff

Joel has started something even HE can't finish! This unique blog is hysterical and is a must read.

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From harmonicaman

damonm55

5 stars Damon

Finally! Somebody decided to document all the insane "cleverness" that churches use to sell god.
Nicely done my friend.

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From damonm55

SinisterDan

5 stars SinisterDan

This blog explains itself - there's a frikkin' ton of material and most of it will give a good chuckle.

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From SinisterDan

Fiar

5 stars Fiar

Crummy Church Signs is the Best. Bow it's got me looking at Church Signs all the time wondering, do I need to take a picture of this?

Posted: 2008-07-25 | More Reviews From Fiar

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