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Patrick Kennedy\'s Orders from the Vatican and the Abuse Scandal
The Bishop of Rhode Island has told Congressman Patrick Kennedy not to take Communion at Mass any more. They are now publicly feuding about whether or not the bishop ordered his priests not to give it to him. Forty-nine years after JFK promised not t...
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron give away free copies of Origin of Species
In an odd turn of events, Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are giving away free copies of Origin of Species. No, this is not satire. What's the catch? Well, Comfort has added an introduction where he presumably explains why Darwin's theory is all nonsens...
The Heretic\'s Bible - Genesis 21: Isaac gets born; Ishmael gets booted
As God had promised, Sarah gave birth to a son at the age of 91. She and Abraham were very happy. Abraham named the boy Isaac and cut off his foreskin. All was well in the Abraham clan until Sarah remembered Abraham's bastard, Ishmael, and his slave-...
We SciMoChristoSatanIslaJews demand our own Health Care Reform "Pay-for-Pray" Provision
William K. Wolfrum made this statement to his followers at 3 p.m. “My friends, I have always been open about my religious beliefs because I firmly adhere to the concept that what makes this nation great is freedom of religion. Whether you are a Sci...
Some blasphemous free speech before UN, U.S. & Egypt decide it\'s a \'Misused Freedom\'
At the United Nations recently, the Obama Administration joined Egypt in presenting a non-binding resolution to in the U.N. Human Rights Council to protect the freedoms of peoples around the world. The resolution is A/HRC/12/L.14/Rev.1 [PDF] and titl...
Sarah Palin endorses Leviticus in N.Y. House race
NEW YORK - Showcasing once again that she’s an ideological maverick, Alaska ex-governor Sarah Palin has announced that she is throwing her support behind surprise candidate Leviticus in in a special U.S. House election in Upstate New York. Leviticu...
Catholic Stayed I
William K. Wolfrum released this statement to his supporters at 3 p.m. "Having seen the love and admiration pouring from Conservative circles following Newt Gingrich's conversion to Catholicism, I feel it is time for me to come forward with an admiss...
The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 20: Abraham pimps his wife, again
Abraham the wandering Jew moved south again to the Negev, where he frequently visited the city of Gerar in the land of the Philistines. Commentary: The Great Rabbi Ezekiel Bezekiel has written, "The Torah does not say why Abraham visited Gerar, but ...
The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 19: No rear entry
Two angels disguised as men came to the town of Sodom one evening. Abraham's nephew Lot met them at the city gate and invited them to stay with him. That night, all the men of Sodom, young and old alike, gathered at Lot's door and demanded that he re...
The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 18: More bickering
Three strangers on their way to Sodom stopped at Abraham’s house, and he offered them food and shelter. One of the strangers promised Abraham that Sarah would give birth in one year’s time. Sarah, who was eavesdropping on the conversation, heard ...
Jesus Christ cancels Healing Insurance for the poor after dismal 3rd-quarter projections
JERUSALEM — Reported Messiah Jesus H. Christ has long been known for his hands-on approach to health care, especially when it came to the neediest amongst us. For many in the surrounding area, Christ’s talented hands were as close to health insu...
Null fish
A while ago, a friend of mine introduced me to the concept of the "null fish". It's the atheists response to the Jesus fish. I know what you're thinking - don't we already have the FSM "fish", the Darwin fish, and the Evolve fish? Well, first of all ...
Congress to spend $100,000 to engrave "In God We Trust" at visitor's center
Last week, the House of Representatives voted 410-8 to spend nearly $100,000 to engrave "In God We Trust" and the Pledge of Allegiance at the Capitol Visitor Center. The Wisconsin-based Freedom From Religion Foundation Inc. immediately sued to stop t...
