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Making Women Happy - Points System
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women.Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. ...
Excuse Notes
These are some real excuse notes written by parents.1. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.2. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.3. Please excuse Ray F...
The Elephant and the Camel
An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?""Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose Wiener is on his face."...
The Widow and the Parrot
An elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this aft...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?CALVIN: because it was pre-ordained before the foundations of the world -- the chicken had no choice. PLATO: For the greater good. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. MACHIAVELLI: So that its subjects will...

