Recent Posts Tagged With 'quotes'

• Classic Funny Quotes - Groucho Marx

  Posted on Saturday October 24th, 2009 at 07:49 in quotes, classic comedians

  I'm starting a series with quotes from classic comedians. I'd like to kick it off with the late, great Groucho Marx I sent the club a wire stating, "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."Her...

• Yogi Berra Quotes

  Posted on Monday July 27th, 2009 at 07:04 in quotes, real life, one-liners

  "I want to thank you for making this day necessary." - On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947."I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." - When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars."Think! How ...