Recent Posts Tagged With 'seasonal'

• Christmas Joke

  Posted on Friday December 25th, 2009 at 03:05 in seasonal

  A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter."Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing for the big day?"Santa Claus sighs. He's really let...

• Christmas Eve Shopping Joke

  Posted on Thursday December 24th, 2009 at 04:25 in seasonal, male female

  On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be.Unable to decide, Nathan entered Debenhams and in the cosmetics section...

• Some Christmas One-Liners

  Posted on Wednesday December 23rd, 2009 at 07:02 in seasonal, one-liners

  Who's the bane of Santa's life?The elf and safety officer.Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa.How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?He has Santa claws!...

• Halloween Joke

  Posted on Saturday October 31st, 2009 at 03:25 in seasonal

  A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.""My dear son, you cannot offend me," the nun an...

• Irish Christmas Tree

  Posted on Sunday May 3rd, 2009 at 06:46 in irish, seasonal

  It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decide to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gather their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them.When they finally reach a fine group of trees, Shaun brushes off the...