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Old But Not Dumb
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your ...
Rugby In Heaven Joke
Two 90-year-old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many ye...
Seniors Fitness Class Joke
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.B...
E-Mail Mistake
An amazing story about an e-mail gone wrong.A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedu...
Senior Hearing Joke
An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The elderly gentleman went back in a month...
Disneyland Trip Joke
A six-year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into t...
Widow Joke
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing."Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for di...
New Wine Joke
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to m...
Nail-Biting Joke
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea."I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous.""My Billy used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit.""How?""I hid hi...
How I Want To Die Joke
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car....
Old Lady Driver Joke
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver ove...
Old Couple In Burger King Joke
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles a...
Three Old Ladies Joke
There were three old ladies sitting around the kitchen table - Gertrude, Sophia and Harriet.Gertrude said, "I think I'll go upstairs now and take a bath."She took all her clothes off as she was filling up the tub, she had one foot in the tub and the ...
