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Dame Wotta Tripp's Advice Column

Dame Wotta Tripp's Advice Column

http://damewottatrippadvice.blogspot.com/

A wickedly dark and humorous advice column run by Dame Wotta Tripp, who claims "humor is best taken black with no sugar".
People are encouraged to email for personal advice, but Dame Wotta will take no responsibility for those who follow it.
Answered letters will appear in Wotta Tripp's column.

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  • Shadow Play

    Posted on Friday August 1st, 2008 at 00:35

    Dear Dame Wotta,I'm writing for your valuable advice because I have become convinced that you are the only person who can help and understand me. The trouble I'm having is with my shadow. Over the years it seems to have gathered more and more intelli...

  • Amazing Fortune At Bus Stop!

    Posted on Wednesday July 30th, 2008 at 01:25

    Dear Dame Wotta Tripp,For quite some time I have been the subject of alien abduction. Usually it takes place while I am waiting at the bus stop. A Turkish man with a big walrus mustache draws up on a green tandem racing bicycle, places me on the rear...

  • Very Poorly, But I Can Help!

    Posted on Sunday July 27th, 2008 at 20:09

    Dear Readers,It’s been brought to my attention that someone you may be familiar with is very poorly and in special need of my assistance. He has in fact called for it, and I am more than happy to oblige. I have discussed with his highly specialized...

  • Co-Respondent In Detroit

    Posted on Friday July 25th, 2008 at 00:14

    Dear Dame Wotta Tripp,I'm a small man, only 5'3" and my wife is above average at 5'9". What makes things worse is that I am a short order chef and experience a lot of ridicule. Worst thing of all, every garbage day my wife puts me in a garbage ba...

  • A Sad Case Of Mistaken Identity

    Posted on Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 00:28

    My Dear Readers,A sadder case I have rarely seen:Dear Dame Wotta,I have a big problem, I can tell you!The trouble is I have a sister (one of two) who has set up an 'advice column' on the internet and is now dispensing said advice in a way that is qui...

  • Delirious Fetish Dressing For Wedding Salads

    Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 21:39

    Hello, Dame Wotta.I would like to know your opinion on one thing: What kind of salad dressing should I throw at my wedding guests that will not leave stains? Let me cut to the chase. I have a fetish. It involves salad dressing. I just don't think ...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 6 comments.

kiptip

5 stars Kip

Great Advice! :)

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Theresa111

5 stars Theresa Hall

Ooh you're too much fun, and fanciful to boot. I love the way you tell your stories. Well done.

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hishaman

5 stars Hisham

great blog!!

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ramblingman

5 stars Damo

Awesome blog just don't take her advice....seriously you might die aha kidding but cool blog (insert joke here).

Posted: August 3rd, 2008 | More Reviews From ramblingman | Report This Comment

HawgWyld

5 stars Ethan C. Nobles

Tired of those lookalike blogs? Give this one a try. Very unique and an absolute hoot.

Posted: August 1st, 2008 | More Reviews From HawgWyld | Report This Comment

LOBO

5 stars LOBO

I have already arranged for my team of psychotherapists to meet DWT to "discuss my options".

Posted: July 27th, 2008 | More Reviews From LOBO | Report This Comment

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