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I haven't always been the average girl. I'm a beauty pageant winner with a hunger for horror. While I was raised on Stephen King, Wes Craven, and John Carpenter films, it wasn't always the men in masks who gave me nightmares. I used to snicker at Fre
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BJ-C\'S WORST OF 2009
I have been waiting all year to drop this list upon us. There is nothing I enjoy doing more than completely ripping apart a film that deserves to have the shit kicked out of it for simply existing. I LOVE getting my hands on a film that sucks. Mos...
Megan Fox Seriously Makes Me Hate Women
Alright, you gotta admit...that title REALLY grabbed your attention didn't it? In case you don't religiously follow my blog like most of you crazy womanizers (love you all =]) you should be aware that I absolutely HATE Megan Fox. I think she's the ...
DAY OF THE WOMAN\'S HEART BREAKS OVER I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE REMAKE
I've been dreading doing this post for a while now because I'm struggling how to put into words how up in arms I am over the remake of I Spit On Your Grave aka Day of the Woman. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand how much I adore this ...
HALLOWEEN HIJINKS: Things I HATE about Halloween part 2.
HALLOWEEN HIJINKS: Things I HATE about Halloween
COME BACK TOMORROW FOR PART 2!!!...
Dark Ride: Possiby the worst film ever made.
Oh. My. God. I am a huge fan of the After dark Horrorfest's 8 Films to Die For Series, but I recently took my chances on a $5 Wal-Mart investment in one of their films-Dark Ride. Lets just say, my lost forever 5 dollars could have been used to wipe m...
FEMINISM DOES EXIST HORROR FILMS WHETHER YOU SEE IT OR NOT
Thanks to the wonderful world of twitter and the leading ladies over at Pretty-Scary.net, I was brought to an article that I at first had no words for. PoppaScotch over at Horror-Movies.ca apparently believes that Feminist Horror films do not exist ...
H2: So Close & Yet So Very VERY Far.
Not only do I regret to inform you all that Final Destination 4 completely knocked the block off of H2 at the box office, but the film was also exactly what I expected it was going to be. I had 100% full intention of doing a Vlog, but after 13 attemp...
Its beginning to look alot like TWATLIGHT.
Hello Womanizers, I have not forgotten about my promised vlogs; however I have been neglecting you all so I'm going to do one of those "not as cool text with google images" kind of posty things. As most of you know, I'm back at the glorious campus o...
WHY I HATE HELLRAISER
Since yesterday was my 200th post and I did absolutely nothing to celebrate it, I figured I'd treat all you wonderful guys & ghouls out there with one of my ever so lovely ranting vlogs. Now, over at The Vault of Horror we occasionally do this th...
EW'S 20 BEST VAMPIRES LIST SUCKS!!!
Okay, so when I saw that the cover image for EW's 20 Best Vampires list had Edward Cullen on it...I knew I was in for some trouble. However, after some internet stalking, I found their actual list. All I have to say, is WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS?! Wh...
Twatlight, Mullets, and Megan Fox
1) For the other half of "Late-Night Vlog Mania" head directly to The Vault of Horror. Do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars2) The screen cap for this is awesome....
