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De-EvolvinG
http://www.alecbeattie.blogspot.com
Follow me on my journey through the things in life that annoy, amuse, perplex and inebriate me. No squirrels allowed.
- Added on: Feb 12th, 2009
- Country: United Kingdom
- Language: English
- Author: Alec Beattie
- Listed in: Observational Humor Social Commentary
- Tags: sick scottish swearing disgruntled dead animals stella artois
Recent Posts
Borderline Case
Back to Clydebank's premier learning institute today. Amid the cries of laughter ('ha ha ha ha! You actually paid to see that shit!') when I owned up to having seen Roland 'We're All Doomed And I'm Fucking Well Filming It' Emmerich's latest doomfest ...
So Help Me, I\'ll Fucking Slap You...
Only in the UK (apart from Scotland) would the government intervene to teach schoolsprogs that slapping women is a bad thing. In an effort to stop teenagers (but not in Scotland) getting a taste for wife beating - which leads to domestic abuse, as if...
Mother Earth Says \'Thanks A Fucking Lot Dickheads\'
Scientists (proper ones - not like the ones the government 'uses' for its own devious means) have been on the telly looking wise and knowledgeable, and telling us that the Planet Is Just About To Go To Shit, with all the greenhouse gases being genera...
Welcome To The Special Queue For Dicks
Ah! A restful and fulfilling weekend blighted only by the trip to the cinema. Not that 2012 deserves to have its more-holes-than-a-giant-colander plot or its shut-the-fuck-up-annoying-children-keep-speaking child actors who deliver lines so diabolica...
Children In Need Of A Good Slap
Before you go mad any willingly gave away your hard-earned cash to some bozo dressed as a big, one-eyed bear, keep this in mind:It's for children. To paraphrase Ewan McGregor's character in Shallow Grave I'd give money to have the little buggers put ...
The Hand Of Frog
Looks like the Irish (and some Scots and whoever their Italian manager can find to 'play' for them) is a bit miffed because some garlic-munching surrender-monkey team of donkey abusers from Frogland went and 'beat' them at the fitba':Thierry Henry, c...
