Recent Posts Tagged With 'fictions'

• What if the USA was a hospital

  Posted on Wednesday December 17th, 2008 at 07:58 in Sci-fi, shortstories, fictions, h+, happiness?, meaningless babbling, Évenements, drugs issues

  Or, what if the coming Con Con was to be the most horrible medical crime ever committed! Setting up the stage: Imagine that the USA is a hospital put in service on July 4, 1776. And you, the people set foot in that hospital for the first time on the...

• Little Joe ThePlumber

  Posted on Wednesday November 12th, 2008 at 10:46 in baby, bipolar, President, world, self, Robot, smoking, floor, boy, Debate, killer, baby boy

  Little Joe ThePlumber by The infamous Bipolar Robot Mister EDgAr h.    “One way or the other it always starts with banging..” - TIBR Mister EDgAr h  PART 1 The year was 1971 and on one particularly hot April evening Alfonso ThePlumber ...

• La Vache à Maturin - Tome Premier

  Posted on Friday October 24th, 2008 at 09:52 in animal, fiction, french, short story, Sci-fi, folklore, femme, cyberpunk, français, nuit, mort, village

  Première nouvelle de fiction à la sauce Bizarro, francophone, de Mister EDgAr H.   La Vache à Maturin  Par Mister EDgAr H.   Tome Premier Maturin était fermier sur une ferme animalière dans le Sud Ouest du Québec. Pas évident dans cette r...

• Bust Down the Door & Eat All the Chickens #8

  Posted on Tuesday October 21st, 2008 at 00:08 in art, books, texas, life, book, money, cat, fiction, chickens, stories, egg, journal

  'Cause life can't suck 24/7.. Is it me or did it took for ever for the new issue to come out? Issue 8 (Fall 2008) 76 pages Issue #8 demonstrates why this journal has been hailed as the figurehead publication for absurd and surreal literature. Thr...

• Natural Born Mother

  Posted on Saturday October 11th, 2008 at 20:59 in baby, jesus, Natural, happy, fiction, philosophy, mother, food, bored, Robot, abuse, disease

  ¤ She pressed her baby against her breast, her nipple was big and hard, leaking milk, the baby opened his mouth and she inserted her nipple in it, the baby drank. Her baby was happy. Her baby didn't have a name, there was no need. As the baby was e...

• Give Up Yer Aul Sins - Story of Saint Patrick

  Posted on Friday October 10th, 2008 at 09:41 in jesus, Bible, humour, documentary, cartoons, stories, child, story, irish, cannes film festival, award, crucifixion

  This series, including the original Oscar-nominated short, from Brown Bag Films is based upon the 1960s recordings of young children telling Bible stories in a classroom to their schoolteacher. When a film crew arrives at an inner city Dublin Nationa...

• the tao of a cheeseburger

  Posted on Monday September 29th, 2008 at 15:23 in cat, philosophy, lol, tao, chips, fries, potato, te, fastfood, lao, fictions, cheeseburger

  While reading this wonderful article explaining why Gilligan's Island was in fact Hell, I found, in the nasty comments this article got, one very frustrated person replying that, explaining Philosophy trough Gilligan's Island is like trying to descri...

• He parked..

  Posted on Saturday September 27th, 2008 at 00:01 in cool, fiction, Mercedes, ipod, fuck, fake, parking, cigarette, queen, shortstories, fictions, meaningless babbling

  in the underground parking lot listening to Queen. He got out of his Mercedes C230 Kompressor with his iPod on, Revolution playing, not by the Beatles, because he doesn't give a shit about what is happening in the outside world. A cigarette in his mo...

• New fiction

  Posted on Tuesday September 23rd, 2008 at 14:20 in fictions

  by Mister EDgAr H! I've created a new page, Fictions by Mister EDgAr, on which you can read some of my fiction work, 3 story so far & Brain FucK is also coming soon. I'm having some issues with that story but I believe that all will be fix soon...

• Ange sapide

  Posted on Saturday September 20th, 2008 at 21:45 in pix, fictions

  je vous présente Denis Proteor, un photographe pour qui j'ai beaucoup d'estime. Étrangement j'ai choisi un extrait sonore et non pas une des ces photo, étrange. Un personnage à découvrir... .. Sur Flickr .. Sur Spike .. Sur Vox...

• the alcoholic

  Posted on Wednesday September 10th, 2008 at 14:16 in jonathan ames, fictions

  ZOMFG!! A new book by Jonathan Ames is out!! Better yet! It's not a book, it's a GRAPHIC NOVEL!! Written by Jonathan Ames; Art and cover by Dean Haspiel Jonathan A. is a boozed-up, coked-out, sexually confused, hopelessly romantic and, of course, ...

• Cold steel blade

  Posted on Monday September 8th, 2008 at 19:58 in fictions, happiness?, meaningless babbling

  " The cold steel of the blade doesn't judge or even pretend to care, that's why it is cold. It just cut trough the meat, freeing the trapped red fluid. It just does what it was made to, cut. Slicing life into tasty parts to be packaged and sold. It a...

• Brain fucK

  Posted on Sunday September 7th, 2008 at 19:03 in bizarro, fictions, meaningless babbling

  Has I watch those young girls passing down the street in short skirts with legs that never end and loads of clevage I realise “Dog damn I’m horny!”. A couple of jerkin’off later I finally think of a new story to write. It̵...

• Sorrow

  Posted on Tuesday August 19th, 2008 at 00:28 in shortstories, fictions

  “I heard a child cry in the middle of the night. The child has been crying for sometime. No one seems to care to go to the child. The child is still crying, isn’t there anyone to care for him? Then the cries became louder. It almost seems...