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The infamous Bipolar_Robot Mister EDgAr H, built in 1977, upgraded many time since, yet very unstable, is the only remain of its kind, every other unit having been dismantled under the public health act forbidding Robots to commit mass murder while u
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I can has Necrophilia!
On this day of Festivus I won a free book! Yay! “ Necrophilia Variations is a literary monograph on the erotic attraction to corpses and death. It consists of a series of texts that, like musical phrases, take up the theme and advance it by mean...
Smell like a Whopper!
Burger King, seriously people, read on, released… Now, when you’re going to tell that to your friend I dare you to keep a straight face!.. Ok.. Man that’s just completely fucked up!.. So, Burger King, yes, just released a perfume! I...
What if the USA was a hospital
Or, what if the coming Con Con was to be the most horrible medical crime ever committed! Setting up the stage: Imagine that the USA is a hospital put in service on July 4, 1776. And you, the people set foot in that hospital for the first time on the...
Get your guns! [Part 2]
The US Constitution and the Bill of right is 2 vote away from being, spit, spat, pissed on and burn to nothingness! U.S. Two States Away from Constitutional Convention I don’t know if Lady Liberty is laughing or scared shitles about what is to ...
The Best of 2600: A Hacker Odyssey
Of course you can ask yourself “Holy fuck as it been that long already?” but you know that the answer is going to have more meaning then just informing you about how long it as been… You’re freaking old dude!! While a lot of t...
Get your guns!
Seriously! The U.S. government, under a program called REX 84, runs approximately 3,708 detention camps nationwide. They are all fully operational and ready to recieve prisoners should the US government institute matial law. The Rex 84 Program was i...
I’m watching you piss..
For some reason I was on my way to Sacramento but ended up in my childhood neighborhood. Once again she was there with me and once again we had a mission! I remember waking up more then once, talking out loud to my pillow or to the brick wall next t...
Praying for the human race..
Just a thought, you know those people who are always praying for this and that. That don’t ever send money to help a cause but they pray real hard for them. Actually, for good or just to feel good about themselves, some people are praying for...
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Kevin Smith does it again! Technically, Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) do make a porno in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. The platonic duo, friends since high school and now housemates with the sort of bad credit rating and depressed ambit...
MungBeing Magazine Issue#23
With content brought to you by a shit load of talented and wise punkarses! Issue #23: Discord and Chaos - Celebrating the wonderful complexities in life with a rousing variety of thoughtful art and writing. featuring poetry from Holly Anderson, S...
Betty Page died
.. ‘Cause she was old and old sluts are useless so god made room for new and younger sluts! In other news Scarlett Johansson & Kate Moss are still young and sexy and, Pamela Anderson & Paris Hilton are still dirty bitches! Tags: be...
Bukkake Milk…
Re-Blogged from Pornzio.com by CrackaAss After reading Fleshbot’s awesome article on better searching for japanese porn. I was really in the mood for some good asian porn. So I did a little looking around and found this. It’s not ex...
INFP, I is one..
What ever that means!? INFP - “Questor”. High capacity for caring. Emotional face to the world. High sense of honor derived from internal values. 4.4% of total population. none...
T4, Are you ready?
While I am a bit disappointed to read that Arnold does not feature in the cast listing I can comfort myself knowing that the Terminator girl from Sarah Connor’s Chronicle won’t be there either! There is a rumor going around the web saying...
HowTo: Vous retirez de la liste Électorale
Vous, contrairement à une majeur parti de la populaces, n’êtes pas une victime de la “démocratie“? Vous en avez assez que tous les parties politiques vous prennent pour des toasters à tout les 4 ans? Vous n’êtes pas aller...
Looking for a new game!
This sucks!! She use to be the one to come up with the new MMORPGs, she was the geek after all! But now I have to do my own research and I kind of suck at geek stuff.. Like TV shows that I would like to watch but that I have no idea where to [...]...
Help!!
My brain is turning into なっとう!! But seriously! That is how I’m felling right now.. Tags: bean, brain, brown, food, help, japan, Japanese, nato, natto, smell, Turn, なっとう, 納豆 Related posts Turn that noize up damnit!...
How can you resist?
You know holiday shopping is offensive and wasteful. You know Christmas “wish lists” and “gift exchanges” degrade the concept of giving. You know Christmas marketing is a scam, benefiting manufacturers, stores, and huge corpor...
La bière Officiel de DPTLC
À la recherche de cette bière qui s’accorderai parfaitement avec le Blog de Dead People Taste Like Chicken. TIBR Mister EDgAr h a parcouru, durant les quatres dernières années, les continents et c’est au Québec qu’il a finallme...
More more more!
New head gears!! YaY!! The ears stretching was actually the utmost painful thing I ever did even more painfull the the hand piercing (Which btw I’m thinking of getting redone!?).. It just never ended, there always was yet an other stage in get...
Ode à la femelle
Conasse, poufiasse, pétasse. Grosse vache, Salloppe, pute, plotte. Sale chienne, Agace, plote à cash, lolita. Grosse truie, groniasse, MILF. Je vous aimes! Et je vous enmerde! Tags: cash, chienne, conasse, groniasse, grosse truie, lolita, ...
“La vie est belle..
.. quand on a bue pas mal de bières!” TIBR Mister EDgAr h trouve que la soirée dégustation de bière de CHYZ est vraiment bien! TIBR Mister EDgAr h par contre trouve que les bières sont vraiment pas assez chers et qu’on déguste peut-...
the art of Seduction
Somehow I feel that my blog is getting in the way of my love life.. For example, this girl I ate sushi with: “with everything that was written on your facebook and your blog, well frankly, I thought you had others to see and elsewhere to go! S...
Wisdom
“Never scam a man who smoke Cohibas” - TIBR Mister EDgAr h Tags: advice, cigar, cohiba, edgar, Man, Mister, smoke, smoking, tibr, who, wisdom Related posts the art of Seduction (0) a valise and no where to go (0) Little Joe ThePl...
Are you on MySpace.com?
I know! Not the latest trend but still, TIBR Mister EDgAr h now as his own page on MySpace.com! Now friend me or else!! Tags: edgar, Mister, MySpace, myspace.com, page, tibr, trend Related posts Wisdom (0) the art of Seduction (0) Fan page ...
ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!
TIBR Mister EDgAr h pète ça coche! Prend ces clics pis ces clacs pis sacre son camps à Los Angeles!! Vamos!! Tags: Angeles, camp, clics, coche, edgar, end, japan, Little Tokyo, Los Angeles, Mister, road trip, sacre Related posts a valise an...
a valise and no where to go
TIBR Mister EDgAr h a oublié quelque chose de très important pendant qu’il s’occupait de toutes ces femelle, LUI! TIBR Mister EDgAr h remet en question sont départ permanent pour Montréal. TIBR Mister EDgAr h ne descend plus à Montr...
niak niak
Bon bon bon.. Bah le pire c’est pour elle! Mettons que de ne pas savoir ça irrite un peu mais maintenant que je sais.. Bah! Ça à toujours fait partie de moi et si elle aime pas bien je peux pas y faire grand chose! Après tout si y a quelq...
the disease of Like
” I really like you! He said - Oh I like you too you know! Let’s be friend!” New friends are nice, especially if they are cute and intelligent.. But it sucks when you were planing to spoon with them! So what is it? Fatness, ugliness...
tasting failure!
I thought that she was amazing! She thought.. Well I don’t really know but I think I can guess! Because of me she spent the night trowing up.. Epic Fail?! Probably.. Come on people! Move along! Nothing to see here!! Tags: date, dating, Epic, ...
