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Dear Murray: Real Advice for Real Problems

Dear Murray: Real Advice for Real Problems

http://www.dearmurray.com

Dear Murray: Real Advice for Real People. Dear Murray cares just barely enough to listen, but not enough to help.

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  • Pissdrinking for Profit

    Posted on Thursday May 29th, 2008 at 13:43 in

    Dear Murray: I’m so fed up with my job. The company I work for is the most boring company on the face of the Earth. We make books for real estate appraisers. Real boring shit. Some of the people around here get excited about this shit, and it m...

  • In case of DICK, break glass

    Posted on Wednesday May 7th, 2008 at 13:27 in

    Dear Murray - I am in love. It is honestly the most healthy open relationship I’ve ever been in, and he treats me better than I could have ever expected. But I have issues(who doesn’t?). he has a lot of friends who are girls, he always ha...

  • Leave the damned kitten in the tree!

    Posted on Monday April 7th, 2008 at 12:35 in

    Dear Murray, I’m six years younger than him, but already I can tell I’ve been through so much more Life. He sounds so naive sometimes, and I haven’t even told him. Oh Murray, I just couldn’t bear to see him hurt. What am I to ...

  • Did anyone ever tell you you look like?

    Posted on Thursday March 27th, 2008 at 13:08 in

    Dear Murray, Why do so many strangers think I look like someone they know? Is the gene pool slipping so much that we are all looking alike? Should I just become a body double? Signed, No, I’m not that guy. You know it’s a sad state of s...

  • Does this blog make me look fat?

    Posted on Wednesday March 19th, 2008 at 13:32 in

    Dear Murray, Let’s share the love a little bit, here. After all those shrill, self-righteous rants I just read against fat people, I’m feeling a little left out. You see, I’m a recovering anorexic. I am 5′8″ tall, and at...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 9.50 out of a possible 10 based on 6 comments.

BlaineFridley

Blaine Fridley Said:

dear murray isn't an advice column. it's a handbook for life. nice work.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Monday February 11th, 2008 at 13:21 | More Reviews From BlaineFridley | Report This Comment

BTCassidy

BT Cassidy Said:

Love your work, you nasty old bastard- it's not often people give good, solid advice that's based onr eality as opposed to the mewling and puking pandered to by network television.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Wednesday January 23rd, 2008 at 18:34 | More Reviews From BTCassidy | Report This Comment

pedestrianobserver

Pedestrian Observer Said:

Really funny blog.... even funnier than Borat, keep it up.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Tuesday January 15th, 2008 at 22:22 | More Reviews From pedestrianobserver | Report This Comment

VirusHead

Dr Heidi Said:

Amusing blog.

Rating: 9 | Posted: Tuesday January 15th, 2008 at 16:27 | More Reviews From VirusHead | Report This Comment

jennydemilo

Jenny Demilo Said:

I've always loved you, you old fucker. ;)

Rating: 10 | Posted: Tuesday December 4th, 2007 at 14:36 | More Reviews From jennydemilo | Report This Comment

qelqoth

Joseph Qelqoth Said:

Message to DearMurray:

Thanks for stopping by at my page. I used to enjoy reading your posts on MySpace and now see that you have acquired your own domain. Good for you. I'll have to add you to my blogroll and hope that you reciprocate.

Message to everyone else:

You should take the time to read this hilarious blog. Do it now or I'll chop off your extremities and feed them to inner city vagrants. Or something.

Rating: 8 | Posted: Tuesday October 23rd, 2007 at 18:41 | More Reviews From qelqoth | Report This Comment

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