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Dear Murray: Real Advice for Real Problems
http://www.dearmurray.com
Dear Murray: Real Advice for Real People. Dear Murray cares just barely enough to listen, but not enough to help.
- Added on: Oct 17th, 2007
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Dear Murray
- Listed in: Humor Crude Humor
- Tags: relationships humor questions advice funny blogs advice columns
Recent Posts
See the World’s Stupidest Car: the Clown Shoe
What recession? How can we complain about the economy when some asshole still has the time and money to make crap like this in their garage? Yes, that’s a real genuine homemade “Ronald McDonald” clown shoe car, captured on the stree...
Which Domestic Violence Movie are YOU?
Dear Murray, My fiance’ was in an abusive marriage before I met her. Her ex-husband is like the King of Douches. How can I deal with this problem without involving police, or at least becoming a suspect? Overprotective in Wisconsin Haha. Suck...
Thinkin’ about your gash hole
Dear Murray: Being a girl that like girls is really fucking hard because girls really can suck. Well, I got dumped about five months ago but we have remained friends. I haven’t talked to her in about a month. Now, I really miss her but she is p...
Suck my PETA
Dear Murray, I volunteer at Much Love Animal Shelter, I am a devout vegan and I don’t believe in the death penalty, but something happened tonight that shook me to the bone. I don’t know what happened. I think my feral animal nature over-...
Murray’s 12 steps to cure you from being a DICK
Dear Murray: Do you have much knowledge or thoughts on 12 step programs? One of my questions, can you recover from addiction to crack cocaine but be able to drink socially at some point? You know Murray ain’t never needed any 12-step program. T...
Brother, can you spare 50 Trillion dollars?
So, in case you missed that shit, Jim Cramer was on Jon Stewart last night. Here’s the unedited version of the interview: .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png'...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.88 out of a possible 5 based on 8 comments.
Blaine Fridley
dear murray isn't an advice column. it's a handbook for life. nice work.
BT Cassidy
Love your work, you nasty old bastard- it's not often people give good, solid advice that's based onr eality as opposed to the mewling and puking pandered to by network television.
Pedestrian Observer
Really funny blog.... even funnier than Borat, keep it up.
Dr Heidi
Amusing blog.
Jenny Demilo
I've always loved you, you old fucker. ;)
Joseph Qelqoth
Message to DearMurray:
Thanks for stopping by at my page. I used to enjoy reading your posts on MySpace and now see that you have acquired your own domain. Good for you. I'll have to add you to my blogroll and hope that you reciprocate.
Message to everyone else:
You should take the time to read this hilarious blog. Do it now or I'll chop off your extremities and feed them to inner city vagrants. Or something.
awesome!!!!
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