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Dear Murray: Real Advice for Real Problems
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Dear Murray: Real Advice for Real People. Dear Murray cares just barely enough to listen, but not enough to help.
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Pissdrinking for Profit
Dear Murray: I’m so fed up with my job. The company I work for is the most boring company on the face of the Earth. We make books for real estate appraisers. Real boring shit. Some of the people around here get excited about this shit, and it m...
In case of DICK, break glass
Dear Murray - I am in love. It is honestly the most healthy open relationship I’ve ever been in, and he treats me better than I could have ever expected. But I have issues(who doesn’t?). he has a lot of friends who are girls, he always ha...
Leave the damned kitten in the tree!
Dear Murray, I’m six years younger than him, but already I can tell I’ve been through so much more Life. He sounds so naive sometimes, and I haven’t even told him. Oh Murray, I just couldn’t bear to see him hurt. What am I to ...
Did anyone ever tell you you look like?
Dear Murray, Why do so many strangers think I look like someone they know? Is the gene pool slipping so much that we are all looking alike? Should I just become a body double? Signed, No, I’m not that guy. You know it’s a sad state of s...
Does this blog make me look fat?
Dear Murray, Let’s share the love a little bit, here. After all those shrill, self-righteous rants I just read against fat people, I’m feeling a little left out. You see, I’m a recovering anorexic. I am 5′8″ tall, and at...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 9.50 out of a possible 10 based on 6 comments.
BT Cassidy Said:
Love your work, you nasty old bastard- it's not often people give good, solid advice that's based onr eality as opposed to the mewling and puking pandered to by network television.
Joseph Qelqoth Said:
Message to DearMurray:
Thanks for stopping by at my page. I used to enjoy reading your posts on MySpace and now see that you have acquired your own domain. Good for you. I'll have to add you to my blogroll and hope that you reciprocate.
Message to everyone else:
You should take the time to read this hilarious blog. Do it now or I'll chop off your extremities and feed them to inner city vagrants. Or something.

