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chillycraps: are you a "coffee Nazi"?cartcart: I'm an Italian.Ok, that's one level up.A few of us met up for dinner and coffee with rinaz and cartcart who just came back from Italy. It's great to see them again and to know that they are doing fine :)...
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Q: 呢個係英制定係公制?Supplier: "窿中"係中國制!(Cantonese.Q: Is this in imperial unit or metric unit?A: All are made in China!) ...
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Overload. Please get off last one.- the lift at my workplaceIt was all fine and sunny as people entered the lift. Then this oversize woman entered and the lift's buzzer sounded. She didn't even moved an inch as the lift repeated the line. Then one th...
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Sim Lim Square is the place to get computer stuff right?Sim Lim Tower is the place to get stuff to make computer right? ...
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China 没有 economics, China 没有 civil engineering, China 没有 mechanical engineering-- a bunch of noisy tertiary kids on the MRT.With increasing population, I think there will be overcrowding of frogs in the well. ...
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I give you my HTML body--from the office ...
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auntie also can be used -- Courts promoter (repeated a few times somemore), trying to recommend a DSLR camera to an auntie customer. I think he meant "auntie also can use" ...
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wah lao eh, mai ang neh kuan leh!(hokkien, "my father, don't be like that". Ok, lousy translation again)-- SMRT service ambassador, aka "The Pusher"At Bukit Batok Station, towards Jurong East direction. An auntie was blocking the train door with a sh...
quote on arrival
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hong Kong.... I beg your pardon... Welcome to Singapore.-- cabin crew announced on landing at Changi AirportSo the Airbus A320 actually flew around in circles for 3 hours 20 minutes. ...
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I didn't know NUS has engineering-- my interviewer, a particular engineer-_-"Ok, the faculty seriously needs to do something about branding. So this morning I went for an interview. It's always good to arrive early, cos you always have to fill up a f...
what is wan
SingNet techinican: What is WAN?Seriously... I don't specialise in network or communication but I could answer him. Wide Area Network. He was looking at the setup page and asked me such stuff.My ADSL was having intermittent connection and so I called...
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engineer got pride mehonli specialist got pride--yk ...
plastic engine
lecturer: what are engines made of?classmate: plastic?URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!It doesn't help to know that she's a 3rd year mechanical engineering student.Seriously, do they have replica of an engine in Barbie dolls accessories? ...
apa atas
tutor: nombor matric (insert alien language here)me: (WTF! apa kentut)nama saya chillycrapssaya dari fakulti kejuruteraansaya pelajar tahun empatsaya tinggal di (insert some arbitrary place)(translate: my name is chillycrapsI am from engineering facu...
