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  • quote of the day

    Posted on Saturday December 26th, 2009 at 18:43 in quote

    chillycraps: are you a "coffee Nazi"?cartcart: I'm an Italian.Ok, that's one level up.A few of us met up for dinner and coffee with rinaz and cartcart who just came back from Italy. It's great to see them again and to know that they are doing fine :)...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Wednesday December 9th, 2009 at 06:47 in quote

    Q: 呢個係英制定係公制?Supplier: "窿中"係中國制!(Cantonese.Q: Is this in imperial unit or metric unit?A: All are made in China!) ...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 19:26 in quote

    Overload. Please get off last one.- the lift at my workplaceIt was all fine and sunny as people entered the lift. Then this oversize woman entered and the lift's buzzer sounded. She didn't even moved an inch as the lift repeated the line. Then one th...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Monday November 2nd, 2009 at 07:00 in quote

    Sim Lim Square is the place to get computer stuff right?Sim Lim Tower is the place to get stuff to make computer right? ...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Wednesday October 28th, 2009 at 20:19 in quote

    China 没有 economics, China 没有 civil engineering, China 没有 mechanical engineering-- a bunch of noisy tertiary kids on the MRT.With increasing population, I think there will be overcrowding of frogs in the well. ...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Tuesday October 27th, 2009 at 21:36 in quote

    I give you my HTML body--from the office ...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Sunday October 25th, 2009 at 19:00 in quote

    auntie also can be used -- Courts promoter (repeated a few times somemore), trying to recommend a DSLR camera to an auntie customer. I think he meant "auntie also can use" ...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Thursday August 13th, 2009 at 20:35 in quote, train

    wah lao eh, mai ang neh kuan leh!(hokkien, "my father, don't be like that". Ok, lousy translation again)-- SMRT service ambassador, aka "The Pusher"At Bukit Batok Station, towards Jurong East direction. An auntie was blocking the train door with a sh...

  • quote on arrival

    Posted on Monday June 29th, 2009 at 00:34 in quote

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hong Kong.... I beg your pardon... Welcome to Singapore.-- cabin crew announced on landing at Changi AirportSo the Airbus A320 actually flew around in circles for 3 hours 20 minutes. ...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Wednesday May 20th, 2009 at 06:10 in quote

    I didn't know NUS has engineering-- my interviewer, a particular engineer-_-"Ok, the faculty seriously needs to do something about branding. So this morning I went for an interview. It's always good to arrive early, cos you always have to fill up a f...

  • what is wan

    Posted on Sunday April 19th, 2009 at 19:43 in quote

    SingNet techinican: What is WAN?Seriously... I don't specialise in network or communication but I could answer him. Wide Area Network. He was looking at the setup page and asked me such stuff.My ADSL was having intermittent connection and so I called...

  • quote of the day

    Posted on Thursday April 9th, 2009 at 21:11 in quote

    engineer got pride mehonli specialist got pride--yk ...

  • plastic engine

    Posted on Wednesday March 11th, 2009 at 05:47 in quote

    lecturer: what are engines made of?classmate: plastic?URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!It doesn't help to know that she's a 3rd year mechanical engineering student.Seriously, do they have replica of an engine in Barbie dolls accessories? ...

  • apa atas

    Posted on Monday February 2nd, 2009 at 07:34 in quote

    tutor: nombor matric (insert alien language here)me: (WTF! apa kentut)nama saya chillycrapssaya dari fakulti kejuruteraansaya pelajar tahun empatsaya tinggal di (insert some arbitrary place)(translate: my name is chillycrapsI am from engineering facu...