Recent Posts Tagged With 'cristiano ronaldo'

• Cristiano Ronaldo Isn\'t The Only Footballer Disgracing The Mic

  Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 23:01 in soccer, cristiano ronaldo, manchester united, real madrid, rio ferdinand, martin lawrence, singing athletes, rapping athletes

  An alarming trend is increasing in English soccer. We're not talking about roasting. That goes back to the days of the Magna Carta. We're talking about players getting on the mic and thinking they have skills. We last brought you the manatee-ish warb...

• Cristiano Ronaldo Is Your New Walrus Of Love

  Posted on Wednesday October 28th, 2009 at 00:51 in soccer, cristiano ronaldo, real madrid, fail, julio iglesias, barry white, singing athletes

  Douche Unlimited is the new Love Unlimited. If you've been waiting for one more reason to hate on Cristiano Ronaldo, your wait is over. You've seen him dive on the pitch like the Kursk. Now witness his musical dive as he covers Julio Iglesias' Amor M...

• Someone Isn\'t Finished With Cristiano Ronaldo Yet

  Posted on Tuesday September 29th, 2009 at 09:56 in soccer, cristiano ronaldo, real madrid, curses, sir alex ferguson, fatal attraction, marked for death, i say fuck you jobu

  Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Cristiano! You don't leave Sir Alex Ferguson unless he wants you to leave. Jaap Staam, Ruud Van Horseyface and David Beckham got off ...