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Chad Ocho Cinco? Don't Play With My Emotions
David Stern has to be losing it over players heading to Europe. Just wait until a marquee player decides to cross the pond. Depends time. Roger Goodell is probably laughing at Stern. "Stupid Stern. Gi...
Lions Fans In Training For Upcoming Season
You'd think Matt Millen would give Lions fan Mike Lazzara the VIP treatment after he went off on Mike Williams during practice yesterday. However he's too stupid to see the scapegoat in front of him e...
Daunte Culpepper Won't Be Getting His Roll On In Pittsburgh
At least Aaron Brooks sits at home and wonders why he doesn't get any calls from teams looking for quarterbacks. It may have something to do with backwards passes and scrambling for -25 yards before b...
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over ... I Think
The arm of the Jets starting quarterback just aged 30 years. The body attached to it is different as well. Brett Favre has been traded to the Jets and not a minute too soon.Jay Glazer reports that the...
Welcome Back Football
Kyle Boller was just announced as the starter for the Ravens first preseason game. It's going to be a long season for whoever ends up under center for the Ravens. ...
You'll Get Nothing And Like It
It's a new season and Lovie Smith has a new way of telling the Sex Cannon he's not playing. Screw meetings. How about practicing the pre-game introduction and having Kyle Orton run out with the first ...
Brian Westbrook Wants To Get Paid For You
This is a new one. Brian Westbrook wants more money from the Eagles. Who cares? Happens all the time. Right. However he doesn't want more money so he can buy more horses. He thinks he deserves it but ...
Please, For The Love Of God, I Like V*gina: The Story Of Brady Quinn, Mike Piazza And Al Reynolds
Poor Brady Quinn. He just can't stop the rain of gay rumors. He certainly does himself no favors when he rocks it like this and this. He finally decided to fight back against The Others since he can't...
No Way This Goes Wrong
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!" Live birds as mascots? That's a brilliant idea. The front office geniuses at M&T Stadium think it's a good idea for the Baltimore Ravens to use live rave...
Joey Touchdown Finally Gets His Due
After years of sweat and perseverance, Joey Harrington has finally reached the top. Pro-Football-Reference.com has named him the worst quarterback in NFL history. Chase Stuart twists the knife: ...No...
Bigger Is Better
This is, perhaps, the largest foosball table ever created. From the looks of the website, it was made by some German guys, here's what they have to say about their pride and joy:Reclame stunt voor Am...
Know Your IWFL Players
The Ahern Inquirer introduces you to the dreamboats of the IWFL. I'm all a goo goo over Go-Go! Sardines and pork and beans ... covered with gravy and extra Crisco. ...