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Diarrhea Island
http://diarrheaisland.blogspot.com/
Where Taking A Creative Dump Is A Daily Thing Of Beauty. Whatever it is, it goes here.
- Added on: Mar 15th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Marianne
- Listed in: Observational Humor Non-Fiction
- Tags: humor fiction Observations Seattle personality non-fiction
Recent Posts
BE SAFE
The call came in at 7:51PM, as expected.“Rachel? It’s Mom.” Rachel always thought it was odd that her mother thought her own daughter wouldn’t recognize her on the telephone.“Hey, Mom.”“Well, he’s dead.”Rachel paused for a moment, n...
HA 21
WHO CALLED TODAY?COME ON! IT'S EASY! COME ON! WHO?The Paramount. They found my lost phone.HA HA! ...
I-YIYI
I was most bummed to realize last Monday that I had lost my cell phone, likely at the Morrissey show on Sunday, a modern-life tragedy. To modify his “Everyday is Like Sunday:Trudging slowly over wet city streetsBack to the theater where your phone ...
THIS AIN\'T NO PARTY, THIS AIN\'T NO DISCO
("Fashion" by David Bowie is playing on the car radio)MissSeven: (mad) Heyyyyyyyyy...THIS IS DISCO MUSIC!! ...
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
Me: I'm bummed I lost my phone.Mr11: I'm bummed my glass cat got broken.Me: Yeah.Mr11: Nothing lasts forever.(very long pause)Mr11: Except tin foil. ...
MISSSEVEN\'S TOP FIVE SONGS
Subject to change by the minute. But make of this what you will.1. The B52s -- Rock Lobster: This was Mr11's favorite song for years. MissSeven has decided it's hers now.2.Vampire Weekend -- Cousins: She gets excited when this new VW song comes on t...
