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Dirty jokes-10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?9. I promise you wont choke.8. Can I get you in the pooper?7. Trust me, I'm a professional.6. Well, your sister likes it like that.5. Wow look at the ass on her!4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?3. I gotta poop....
Dirty Mexican jokes
An American was touring Mexico. After his day's sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonder...
Short adult jokes- Blink
He said . Why don't women blink during foreplay?She said . They don't have time...
Adult joke of the day-Money back
Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign.Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they want.Finally one of the guys gets an idea, goes into the pharmacy, whips out his membe...
Adult sex jokes-Life and love
Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love.One said, "Would you believe that out of all the women I've been with not a one of them was a virgin? It'd be nice if girls saved themselves for marriage. I think it would cure a big part of the huge...
Short dirty jokes-Definations
What's German for 'virgin'?Goesintight.What is the word 'non-virgin' in German?Brokenhymen...
Adult jokes-Collar
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards...The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't w...
Dirty jokes-Green spots
A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs...a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse.The doctor assures her he'll get to...
Adult jokes-The great detective
One day, the doorbell rings at 221B Baker street. Dr. Watson goes to the door, as Mrs. Hudson is away for the weekend. When he opens the door, he sees a schoolgirl standing there. He says to her, "Yes?""I'm here to see Mr. Holmes, sir," she replies.S...
Dirty jokes-Foursome
As the blonde was standing by the first tee waiting for her golf lesson from the club's pro, she watched a foursome in the process of teeing off. The first golfer addressed the ball and swung, hitting it 230 yards straight down the middle of the fair...
Adult jokes-Learning medicine
At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines.Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?''Very good! And what is it used for?''It is used fo...
Dirty jokes-Pretend
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very t...
Adult jokes-Taking a woman to bed
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 3...
Dirty jokes-Force feeding
George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass.At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine, attaches one end of a tube to the machine, and shoves the other end far up George's ass.After a few days of the forc...
Adult jokes-Stranger with wife
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger making out with his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?"His wife turns to the stranger and says, "Didn't I tell you what a stupid s**t he is." ...
Dirty jokes-Happy and Sad
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I'll bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time."The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "How much you're willing to bet?""One hund...
Adult jokes-At the breakfast table
A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting...
Dirty jokes-Digestive system
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaimed the man. "There's something terribly wrong with my digestive system. When I eat bananas, bananas come out the other end. When I eat apples, apples come out the other end. What should I do?""Simple," the doctor replied....
Adult jokes-Second hand merchandise
A recently-divorced man went to a party and found himself smack in front of his ex-wife's new husband. Having had more than a few drinks, he said in a condescending tone,"So? How do you like second hand merchandise?'"The other man smiled. "Not bad at...
Dirty jokes-The Mexican family
A Mexican family was considering putting their grand-father in a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Baptist home.After a few weeks in the Baptist facility, they came to visit grandpa."How do you...
