Recent Posts Tagged With 'sweetie'

• Earrings

  Posted on Friday May 2nd, 2008 at 00:51 in Indoors, oven, absurdity, hat, sweetie, grabbers

  My dear mother-in-law came to visit on the weekend. While she was visiting, she made me a hat - the kind of hat that I wear indoors. (Some people claim that such things are not really hats, they’re skull caps. I call them ‘indoor hats’ ...

• How My Internet Girlfriend Saved My Marriage

  Posted on Thursday March 6th, 2008 at 08:28 in communication, admiration, affair, sweetie

  I must admit that the title of this post is a tad sensationalistic. It’s misleading too. It’s misleading in a bunch of ways. I’m not quite sure how to start fixing it. That sort of sounds like I think there’s something wrong w...

• Errors and Scheduling

  Posted on Sunday December 9th, 2007 at 04:50 in Chocolate, cards, equality, humans, absurdity, sweetie

  My coworkers look like humans. Sometimes that fools me into thinking that they are humans and I accidentally treat them that way instead of thinking of them as drones working their way up in the system. That is, I tell them what I think instead of fi...

• Our Second Date

  Posted on Thursday November 29th, 2007 at 07:38 in breakfast, affair, falafel, clandestine, sweetie

  Yesterday, my sweetie and I had a clandestine lunch meeting. We went to see a charming man speak about interesting things. I’ve seen him speak several times before. This time he was much less depressing than he usually is. ...

• Update on My Affair

  Posted on Friday November 23rd, 2007 at 08:42 in show, dick, affair, zappa, snotty, sweetie

  My sweetie and I have started our affair. We didn’t communicate properly yesterday. We had planned on going to see a show. We had tickets. All was set in our minds to go to the show and we both knew that was what we were planning. But, we used ...

• Age and Memory

  Posted on Sunday November 11th, 2007 at 10:42 in cute, absurdity, maximum, buffet, complexion, sweetie

  I’m getting older at an astonishing rate: one second per second. I’m not sure why that is astonishing. Any other rate would be even more surprising but I still feel like there’s something about peculiar about time passing. ...

• A Vote and an Unsolved Cat Problem

  Posted on Friday November 9th, 2007 at 07:20 in democracy, problem, admiration, dish, sweetie

  As I am wont to do, I posted a fan post quite recently. Unfortunately, I didn’t say who the post was dedicated to. This oversight has possibly caused some people a bit of confusion. In fact, even I’ve become confused. I forgot who I was s...

• Kisses Sweeter Than Wine

  Posted on Sunday November 4th, 2007 at 06:02 in relationship, rationality, kissing, luck, sweetie

  A while ago a friend of mine and I were discussing how falling in love works. She put forward an interesting hypothesis: “Open mouthed kisses cause all rationality to be thrown to the winds.” I suppose that makes it sound like she’s...