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Steve Jobs Commencement Address at Stanford University
Steve Jobs delivered the Commencement Address for Standord University on June 12, 2005. I watched his speech today on video. Parts of it were quite unique, and well said. Thought provoking. Especially striking for me was this part of his speech: R...
Nick Hogan (aka Bollea) Prison Phone Tapes
Nick Hogan, the 17-year-old son of former wrestler Hulk Hogan, was the driver of his yellow Toyota Supra while driving 106 mph in Clearwater Florida and sending the Supra into a tree. You can hear the 911 calls placed at the time of the crash here. T...
Do You Suffer From Excessive Dishonesty? A Solution.
Do you suffer from Excessive Dishonesty? Here is a solution....
Did You Know?
Websites that may disclose information to the rest of the world that the Powers-That-Be may rather you not know, and other great sites used for research....
Fluff Five Meme
I’ve been tagged by The Bead Den, who was tagged by MusEditions, for the Fluff Five Meme. The Bead Den makes beaded jewelry, and she does a fabulous job! She doesn’t sell her jewelry, her blog is showing off that hard work of a hobby; l...
Which Condom Are You?
If you are voting in the upcoming Presidential election in the United States this year, chances are you have been putting a great deal of thought into the candidate you would like to vote for. Currently you may be registered as a Democrat, Republican...
How To Change Your Forgotten Password In XP
Did you forget your password in Windows XP of your various user accounts of your own computer? Here is how to change or remove the password from the User Account Control Panel applet in XP when you have forgotten your password. Please take note that ...
A Face Only A Mother Could Love
The little guy and I went to the Super Pet Expo just recently. It was an experience. Many, many vendors were on display, displaying treats, food, toys, cleaners, leashes and collars, bedding, etc. coming to market, dog trainers available to answer qu...
Smoking. Without The Smoke.
Do you smoke? Do you know someone who smokes? If you answered yes to either of these questions, read on. First I’ll mention Dissfunktional does not endorse smoking or anything else; neither does the dog or the goldfish. We aren’t sell...
Use Adobe’s Photoshop FREE aka Photoshop Express
For those that would try Adobe’s Photoshop but may be barred from doing so due to the price tag that can be anwhere from say $100 to $600, Adobe has now joined the masses and is offering a totally free option of it’s popular imaging sof...
Assisted Suicide, Should It Be Legal?
Chantal Sebire fought unsuccessfully for her legal right to physician assistance for her own suicide to end her daily suffering. Two days after the court ruling Chantal died. While some countries have legalized physician assistance for a human's righ...
Manicurist Betrays The Trust Of Heather McCartney
Kerry Newman, a 34 year-old mother of 2, was trusted as a manicurist to the famous Heather Mills-McCartney; Heather Mills-McCartney known best as the wife of famous Paul McCartney. Heather and Paul have been engaged in an angry divorce, widely cover...
Amphibious Lotus - sQuba The Underwater Car
The self-confessed Bond fanatic, Frank Rinderknecht, 52, has made an amphibious wondercar using the Esprit’s spiritual successor, the Lotus Elise, as its base. The “sQuba” will be exhibited at the International Geneva Motor Show i...
Deputy Dumps Quadriplegic Out Of Wheelchair, Caught On Tape
You are looking at the face of one Charlette Marshall-Jones, soon to be EX-Hillsborough County Deputy Charlette Marshall-Jones. Brian Sterner was brought to the Orient Road Florida Jail on a warrant after a traffic violation. A warrant for his arre...
Ron Paul Rocks The House
Ron Paul proves yet again that he is a man of honor and integrity; the right man for President of the United States, ruled by the Constitution, the rule of law; not by petty politics and ‘party loyalty’. On Thursday, Valentine’s day...
How To Tell Someone Is Attracted To You
When you see someone strangely seductive, maybe not that good looking, but has that certain something that makes you feel attracted to them… that’s sex appeal. That’s animal magnetism. What is it that attracts you to a person? Confi...
Whitewash In Bucks County, Pennsylvania
Brenda Orr had Multiple Sclerosis and was bed-bound when she dialed 911 to tell them her bed was completely engulfed in flames. There were 23 people manning positions in the operations center of Bucks County Emergency Communications on January 29, 20...
Are You Depressed? Someone Always Has It Worse
By now most of the Internet is aware of 90dayjane, and the week long drama we had surrounding her blog. If you’re just now stumbling on the topic, I’ll direct you to some posts to help you to get updated on what just happened. Suicidal Bl...
Who 90 Day Jane Really Is
She’s (they) promoting a movie, or whatever. From their website, front page: “What is movieLOL? We are a group of 5 people, known online as ‘movieLOL’, filmmakers and well-known ‘net neutrality’-activists who launc...
90 Day Jane, Real Or A Project?
Flumesday has recently posted that Suicide Blogger 90 Day Jane herself posted that this was, basically, a hoax. Or maybe a project? What I find interesting is, Flumesday might be one of the few (or only one?) to have seen this final post. 90 Day J...
Suicidal Blogger
I’ve just come across a blogger that is calling herself 90-Day Jane. She’s counting down the days until she commits suicide, and she’s blogging until then. She just started on February 5th (2008). Is she for real? The comments she i...
Daury Has Been Located, Did He Kill Natalee Holloway?
If you’ve been keeping up with the Internets, you know now that Joran van der Sloot has cleared the names of the brothers Satish and Deepak Kalpoe in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, confirmed...
Natalee Holloway Report Translated To English
What an incredible ending to a very tragic story. Natalee Holloway’s family does indeed now know what happened...
Joran Van der Sloot’s Forensic Computer Records
Joran Van der Sloot is one of the suspects in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway on the island of Aruba in May 2005. During the investigation, Joran’s computer was obtained by investigators. The investigation was conducted using the forensic...
Secret Recording Of Three Suspects In Natalee Holloway Case
Following the interrogation of Joran van der Sloot, Deepak Kalpoe and Satish Kalpoe in Natalee Holloway’s disappearance, the three suspects were being transported by...
Murdered Natalee Holloway Case Solved - Really
Natalee Holloway of Mountain Brook, Alabama, vanished on the final night of her high school graduation trip to the Dutch Caribbean island Aruba in May 2005 at the age of 18. Since that time we’ve...
Screwed Twice On The Same Day By Two Different Guys
The cost was $167.00. The first time was at work; the second, on the highway....
There’s Something In The Air …
Free Free Free Free FREE!
Why pay for anything when you can have it just as good or better for free?...
You Win If You Violate Probation
Timothy Elliott robbed a Cape Cod bank at the beginning of 2006. In October 2006 he was placed on five years probation...
