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Donna Reed In Blue Jeans
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A journal of the wild, wacky, and weird things my kids do and everything else that falls between from the perspective of a not so domestic house wife.
Recent Posts
Expect An AWESOME Post, Just Not Now.
i have an AWESOME post, really I do. But I have some photo uploading to do, and well, I just don't have it in me right now. So, I promise to have an AWESOME post. . . at some point in the near future....
Who\'s On First?
Remember the Abbott and Costello skit of "Who's on First"? Yeah, that's pretty much how my conversation with my mom went yesterday while we were shopping at Costco. Here's how it played out:Me: "Oohh, look at those cute umbrellas!"Mom: "Yeah, they're...
"Tylenol Is A Safe Drug"
It's Red Ribbon week at school. I now have to explain every pill I put into my face portal. And assure them that the liquid I'm washing it down with is "OK" to take medicine with and is advised/approved by the medicine manufacturer. Holy Moly! It's l...
Homeward Bound - Maybe
Mikaela was home sick on Thursday. Laila seemed okay with it. She went to school and seemed perfectly happy. I saw her in the nurses office midday. I didn't get a call saying that I needed to take her home, so I figured everything was okay. I late...
Torture By Lip Gloss
Have you ever let a 3 year old apply lip gloss? On YOUR mouth? It's like Chinese Water Torture. So there I am, minding my own business, when Sophia comes to me with her lip gloss cell phone. "See my phone, mama? It'sh make-up.""Yes, I see.""You wan...
It\'s Not A Tumor!
Mikaela has trouble remembering to hand in her homework, which is sad, considering she spends the time actually doing it every night. So, today Laila says to me, "Mama, Mrs. M. says Mikaela's not handing in her homework."Turning to Mikaela, I say, "...

