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NFL Picks. Week 11.
Picks are bold. BYES: None MIA @ CAR ATL @ NYG NO @ TB SF @ GB SEA @ MINN CLE @ DET BUF @ JAC WAS @ DAL IND @ BAL ARI @ STL NYJ @ NE CIN @ OAK SD @ DEN PHI @ CHI MNF: TEN @ HOU ...
BANG! You’re dead.
Sometimes I’ll have dreams that scare the living, loving piss out of me. I’ll wake up in a dramatic fashion, breathing heavily and searching desperately for my cigarettes or the half full vodka bottle hidden under my bed. I especiall...
Just when I thought the list of things that never happen to anyone else but me had ended…
It struck down on me, rendering me numb to every feeling with the exception of embarrassment, anger, and the sensation to urinate. This is, by a land slide, one of the worst things that could happen to me right now. I would have rather shit on my...
Why?
Why do the kids that live in my apartment complex have to run around outside and scream like they are getting murdered? From the time they get home from school until 12:30-1:00 am (because hey, who cares that my kid is outside running amuck, at ...
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Aunt Flo arrived in a dramitcally late fashion, and I don’t think I’ve ever bought a box of tampons with such excitement before. Don’t get me wrong, more kids are in the future, Id just like to “enjoy” repairing my mar...
Holy crap.
You know what’s not cool? Indecisiveness. You know whose indecisive? Me. I don’t know what it is, but I can never make a decision and stick with it. NEVER. NEVER EVER. And it’s not like I am talking about which outfit I ...

