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Dorky Dad

http://www.mazeville.blogspot.com

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• Author: Jonathan Maze
• Listed in: Humor Dads
• Tags: funny humor panties fatherhood minnesota free beer
• Added on: Jun 20th, 2007
• Country: United States
• Language: English

I'm a dork. I was a dork in high school, but I hated my label so I did everything humanly possibly to de-dork myself. I wore "fashionable" 80s clothes (ick), I bought a car, I even ditched my dork friends for friends lower on the dork-o-meter. I now realize that all this accomplished was to cement my own place in the dork universe. I am now resigned to my fate.

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Recent Posts

• Talua is NOT doing the hula

  Posted on Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 19:21 in names, parenting, the boy

  The Wife's ever-expanding mid-section serves as a constant reminder of the enormous task awaiting us: picking out a name for the dude growing there.This is damn hard, especially because it's a boy. It'd be a piece of cake if we had a girl -- heck, we...

• Teaching The Boy to fish

  Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 23:44 in fatherhood, Fishing, parenthood, the boy

  I took The Boy fishing this week, engaging in a long fatherly tradition of instructing my son on the finer points of stabbing your finger with a sharp hook.He was excited. When we got home, he assumed we were going fishing right then. "No," I said. "...

• Why can't I be a tornado chaser?

  Posted on Monday July 21st, 2008 at 23:13 in random thoughts

  I spent Saturday feeding my family some grilled ribs in honor of the birth of my son, my nephew and one of my nieces. Storms were in the area, and it poured for a time, but we -- and, most importantly, the grill -- were dry under my covered deck. Yet...

• This post smells fishy

  Posted on Sunday July 20th, 2008 at 22:09 in Fishing, the boy

  Professional basketball players have been born, raised, trained, recruited, drafted and given million-dollar contacts in the time since I last went fishing. To be precise it's been two decades since I last impaled a wriggly worm on a brutal metal hoo...

• The simple pleasure of kidless shopping

  Posted on Thursday July 17th, 2008 at 00:06 in parenthood, the boy

  The Wife and I went on some errands this evening. We went to Home Depot and returned some items, then picked a new shower head so The Wife doesn't have to twist herself into a pretzel to shave her legs in the morning. We also tried to engage a decide...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 9.83 out of a possible 10 based on 12 comments.

mac daniels Said:

If I were a dork, I'd want to be a dad. Wait. If I were a dad, I'd want to be a dork. No. If I were a blogger, I'd want to be like Dorky Dad.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 19:39 | More Reviews From macdaniels | Report This Comment

Thaddeus Stanley Said:

Dorky Dad is the Ozzy Osborn of Dorkdom ... great blog!

Rating: 10 | Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 01:00 | More Reviews From thadsta | Report This Comment

CrummyJoel Said:

He's not THAT Dorky. But it's funny nonetheless.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 20:27 | More Reviews From CrummyJoel | Report This Comment

Rickey Henderson Said:

Rickey heartily approves of this blog.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 15:26 | More Reviews From k8noon | Report This Comment

Rob Kroese Said:

Dorky Dad has a friendly, witty style that reminds me of Dave Barry.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Tuesday July 15th, 2008 at 17:05 | More Reviews From diesel | Report This Comment

Michele Said:

This blog is great. Very enjoyable, and funny. I always laugh when I visit.

Rating: 10 | Posted: Thursday April 10th, 2008 at 23:37 | More Reviews From Rivergirl | Report This Comment

Mary Said:

Hello Dorky Dad and Mrs. Dorky dad... hope you're having a wonderful day!

Rating: 10 | Posted: Thursday October 18th, 2007 at 11:16 | More Reviews From mert | Report This Comment

shawn Said:

Very humorous...great insight! What a dork! I love it!

Rating: 10 | Posted: Friday October 5th, 2007 at 22:32 | More Reviews From olgatravelingbra | Report This Comment

Joe Schatz Said:

From simply browsing his site in hopes to find something new and awe inpspiring guess what...I did! This is one Funny Dork! Great Site!

Rating: 10 | Posted: Wednesday September 26th, 2007 at 15:41 | More Reviews From Joeprah | Report This Comment

Annika Ryan Said:

Funny AND intelligent - what are the odds!?
Had some good laughs and will be stalking that blog in the future!

Rating: 9 | Posted: Friday September 21st, 2007 at 05:58 | More Reviews From Foreigner | Report This Comment

taylorblue Said:

You must be a writer...sound like one...but you should make those stories into a book!

Rating: 9 | Posted: Thursday June 21st, 2007 at 16:23 | More Reviews From taylorblue | Report This Comment

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