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Okay just to clarify, I’m creating this blog to bitch about all the shit I see on a daily basis. Basically it will be a way for me to vent. Almost like talking to myself, as I’m sure not too many people will be reading this. NOTICE: There are no rules
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Dildos and Power Tools Don\'t Mix
Okay so here’s something I suggest none of you try without proper supervision. A Maryland woman was rushed to the hospital early Sunday morning after she suffered an injury sustained from a dildo attached to an electric saber saw. Apparent...
Kick A Ginger Day and Kick A Jew Day, All In The Same Week
Okay so I’ve got two stories for you all today. The first is from Canada where 24 elementary school kids were suspended for participating in ‘Kick a Ginger Day’. For those of you who don’t know gingers, or reds as some of...
"Hello 911, I have an emergency! I\'m horny and out of cellphone minutes!"
Just when you’ve thought you heard it all another dumbass comes along and proves you wrong. Meet Mr. Joshua Basso, an extremely horny and stupid motherfucker. Old Josh here got a little excited the other day and decided he was going to cal...
"Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug!!"
Oh man so here we go again, another crackhead and another funny story. Meet Sundae Dawn Johnson, a crackhead whore from Naples Florida who recently got herself into a shit load of trouble. Old Sundae Dawn here is obviously hooked on crack cocain...
All The Fun Happens Down At The Walmart!
Day 37 without alcohol! Okay so do I have a fucking story to share with you all today. Meet David Todd Napodano, a 42 year-old Florida man who was recently arrested down at the Walmart. What could old David here possibly have done to get himsel...
You Can\'t Be That Fucking Stupid
Day 27 without alcohol! Just when you think you’ve seen it all two dumb asses come along and prove that there’s even stupider people still out there. Meet Matthew McNelley and Joey Miller, two of the most retarded fucking criminals ...
"I\'m about to have a baby, hey nice tits!"
Day 19 without alcohol! Okay so the other day I was reading this story and only felt it necessary that I share it with you all today. It’s about a father in Utah who’s wife was in labor at the hospital about to give birth to their c...
All The Fun Happens At Walmart!!
Here’s an interesting story to start your day off. Two young Walmart workers were recently arrested for removing the promotional DVD’s out of the DVD players used to help display the TV’s on sale and replacing them with some hardcore porn. Here...
All The Fun Happens At Walmart!!
Here’s an interesting story to start your day off. Two young Walmart workers were recently arrested for removing the promotional DVD’s out of the DVD players used to help display the TV’s on sale and replacing them with some ha...
Buried In A 1972 Pontiac Catilina
I woke up this morning and had something way different to tell you all about, but then I read this story and couldn’t pass it up. Mr. Lonnie Holloway, a 90 year old South Carolina man, died last week Tuesday and his final wish was to be buried in h...
Buried In A 1972 Pontiac Catilina
I woke up this morning and had something way different to tell you all about, but then I read this story and couldn’t pass it up. Mr. Lonnie Holloway, a 90 year old South Carolina man, died last week Tuesday and his final wish was to be bu...
Attack Of The Shitting House Burglar
Oh man doesn’t it totally suck ass to have to get up and go to work after a long weekend? Three-day weekends aren’t exactly what they’re cracked up to be mostly because I think you end up more tired than you were before the break started. Anywa...
Superglue, Vacuum Cleaners, Penises and Midgets Don't Mix
Here’s a great way to start off your Monday, by making fun of someone else that did something stupid. This story isn’t very long but it’s pretty funny in my opinion. Meet Daniel Blackner, a midget in the UK who performs in some weird show calle...
Be Careful The Next Time You Shit In Public!
Imagine this, you go out to the mall on a Saturday to piss away some of your hard earned money. All of a sudden you feel your stomach bubbling so you head the mall’s restroom to take a shit. After dropping your load you then go to lift your leg so ...
"Oh Minnie, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to touch you there."
Fuck me, I’m late for work on a Monday yet again! Still I have something to share today although it’s not the greatest of stories. Click Orlando is reporting of a sixty year old man who was recently convicted of, you’re gonna love this, inappro...
"I've got a pistol in my jelly roll!"
Here’s how we start off the week, with some useless but pretty funny news. George Vera, a 600 pound Houston man, was arrested last week and sat inside a jail cell for nearly a day hiding something he shouldn’t have been. Because old George here h...
I don't think the face cream is working for you!
This week is just full of weird fuckin news! Today I’m going to introduce you all to Ella Orko, an 86 year old Chicago woman accused of stealing eleven packs of AA batteries, five packs of salmon, four jars of Taster’s Choice instant coffee, two ...
Need A Blowjob? Just Let The Broward Sheriff's Office Pull You Over!
Well it seems as if South Florida has added yet another cop to the list of corrupt, and in this case extremely dirty, police officers. Meet Jonathan Bleiweiss, a Broward Sheriff’s deputy who was arrested yesterday for sexual battery. What did he do...
Is There Such A Thing As Freedom Of Speech Anymore?
I’m a little pressed for time this morning but I really wanted to bring this story to your attention. It’s about a Polk County Florida man who was recently sentenced to TWO years in jail for his lyrics on a rap song. Antavio Johnson, aka the rapp...
Watch out for the PrankNET guys!!
Recently a group of pranksters calling themselves “PrankNET” have been responsible for numerous amounts of fucked up tricks they have been pulling on unsuspecting people. The latest prank happened in an Orlando Florida hotel involving a police of...
"Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"
I don’t know why shit like this amuses me but it does. A fifth grade teacher in Elk Grove California who was in charge of the school’s yearbook committee made a BIG fuckin boo boo. The teacher, Ms. Crystal Defanti, ‘accidentally’ added a sex ...
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
When I first read the headline to this story I didn’t think I would actually be telling you all about it, but then I saw the picture. Apparently some crazy bastard on a US Airways flight from North Carolina to LA decided midflight that he was going...
Have you ever traded food for sex?
Here’s a great way to start off a Monday morning. The Smoking Gun is reporting of an Oklahoma woman who recently accepted a plea deal for her recent prostitution charge. But this is not your normal hooker here, no this dumb bitch blew the Frito-Lay...
What the hell is wrong with some people?
So I woke up this morning, chewed my nicorette gum, had my coffee and ended up watching this video of some crazy bastard in Arizona who stabbed his entire family while singing an Eminem song. Yes some sick demented asshole started killing his wife in...
Bring Your Guns To Church Day
Like always it’s Monday and of course I’m running late again so I wont be giving you all anything but some weird news to start off the week. You know how the people in the South love God and cherish their guns right? Well one pastor at a Louisvil...
Drunken Monkeys
This has got to be the craziest shit I have ever seen. In the Caribbean, Vervet Monkeys have developed a taste for alcohol and can regularly be spotted stealing cocktails from humans on the beach. This video is a short documentary showing how these m...
Secretary accidentally bites off boss' penis
So I totally had something other than this story written for today but when I read the headline to this one there was no way I could pass it up. Apparently a Singapore secretary and her boss were having a little fling in the man’s car and then all ...
As A Parent Do You Really Need This Warning?
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about with the swine flu officials in New York are now putting out warning of another dangerous disease, raccoon roundworm. Apparently a couple of children in New York City have recently come into contact with r...
If You're Going To Strip Naked, At Least Have Something To Show
Do you all remember when I said that dicks are funny? Well this guy has got to have the funniest, if not smallest, penis I have ever seen! A California man posing as a wizard was recently tazered and arrested by police after he refused to put his clo...
Weird Fuckin News - "If You Can Reach That Far Why Bite It Off?"
Yes It’s Monday again and of course you all know I’ve got some weird shit to share today. A twenty-six year old man in Brooklyn who was a registered sex offender managed to do something most of us men only wish we could do. Damiene Iriarte was fo...
