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E. M. Esq.: The Life & Times of a Hypothetical Dead Man

E. M. Esq.: The Life & Times of a Hypothetical Dead Man

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E. M. Esq. is curated by Colm O'Brien, a an Irish writer living and working in Dublin. Features fiction and non-fiction with a satirical bent.

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  • Stupid thick, luxuriant hair

    Posted on Wednesday November 4th, 2009 at 05:06 in hair, misc.

    Hair: I have a lot of it. I mean, just a ludicrous amount. I remember going for a trim as a child and coming out an hour later, the hairdresser sweating buckets, muttering to herself about rainforests and staring into the middle distance.1 I leave a ...

  • On the metaphysics of customer service

    Posted on Thursday October 1st, 2009 at 06:09 in customer service, metaphysics, misc., ntl, fun with words

    Got a text message from NTL there. Oh hey NTL, haven’t heard from you in a while! What’s happenin’, bro? In Regards to a recent Termination – Cancellation on your Chorus/NTL account please be advised that despite numinous atte...

  • New adventures in marketing

    Posted on Monday August 31st, 2009 at 07:11 in business, misc., selfish gene, berne convention, the tau-upsilon procedure

    While in the bookshop yesterday I happened across a book, the name of which eludes me, which nevertheless stuck in my mind because the front cover loudly hailed it as THE MOST IMPORTANT BOOK ABOUT EVOLUTION SINCE DAWKINS’ SELFISH GENE.1 You’ll no...

  • Scenes from Cork

    Posted on Friday August 14th, 2009 at 10:22 in comics, van halen, booze (exotic), foreign parts

    Somewhere in Cork, right now, there is a man with 2.6 gigabytes of Van Halen on his laptop. Did Van Halen even record 2.6 gigabytes of material? Who knows! This man has it anyway....

  • The depoxening

    Posted on Thursday August 13th, 2009 at 06:39 in misc., get off my plane

    Those of you who checked back here over the past while (cheers, incidentally) will have noticed there was some villainy afoot1. Firstly, to get the ringing-my-exes bit out of the way: scary warning notwithstanding, the site has been clean since 31 Ju...

  • One bottle of Prosecco later

    Posted on Thursday July 16th, 2009 at 09:07 in comics, misc., booze (exotic)

    Writes L in Belfast: If you could live in any century, what century would that be?...

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