Jeff Mann
Tis a blog of plenty.
The man may need locking up, but until that day comes, long live Electromuff.
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ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
http://www.electromuff.co.uk
A former child, criminal, skateboarder, musician and magician. A wannabe traveller and non-smoker. A future re-offender. A constant dreamer, non-believer and procrastinator. A sometimes idiot and annoying cunt.
The creator of Electromuff is a Scotsman sharing his experiences and adventures whilst in Singapore.
- Author: ElectroMuff
- Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
- Tags: travel humor Singapore experiences adventures scottish
Recent Posts
Honest Government Mission Statements
There's a new secondary school being built just outside my apartment building. Apparently it will be big enough to cater for 5,000 school children. Which means in about 10 months time, when it's finished, I can look forward to the experience of......
FOUND: Hidden Phallus In Street Sculpture
Most of the time I don't give street sculptures a 2nd glance. They're simply a waste of taxpayers cash created by vegetable-munching work-shy hippies at the bequest of some MP who wants to brighten up his shit-stained consituency. Plus 99% of the......
Singaporean Monty Python Impression
I hear the noise all to often - that annoying honking of a horn followed by what sounds like the incomprehensible ramblings of a crazed lunatic. It's my unofficial alarm call for when I decide to have an extra few hours in bed. I haven't had......
Creating A Gecko Assassin
Regular visitors to my apartment include lizards, cockroaches, ants and mosquitos. Occassionally humans give me a visit, but even then it's midget postmen delivering bills and the occassional package from back home. So it is with these......
A Trip To The National Stadium
You may or may not know (or care) that Liverpool F.C finished their "Kop Comes To Asia" tour here in Singapore on Sunday night. But the locals certainly did, and so too did the event organisers as they felt it was acceptable to charge $88......
You Think You've Had A Bad Day?
If someone had called this morning to warn me that I would end up soiling myself today, my instant reply would start with an F and end in an F. The likelihood of me shitting my pants, I would have thought, is up there with my chances of getting......
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 4 comments.
Thaddeus Stanley
I don't have AIDS (I think Electromuff rocks)!
Qelqoth
No review here either? I'll go first then, I guess.
Electromuff.co.uk is made of win.
Anyone who disagrees with the above statement has AIDS.
That is all.
LONG LIVE, ELECTROMUFF, I said!
I fear I may be going a little deaf.
Posted: November 1st, 2008 | More Reviews From Jeffmon | Report This Comment