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Emerald Bile

Emerald Bile

http://emeraldbile.blogspot.com

A collection of vicious, hate-filled rants by wild-eyed Irishwoman Noreen O'Brien and her friend Ball Bag

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  • Gayed Secrets

    Posted on Thursday September 24th, 2009 at 07:41

    Secrets are tedious. I don't hate the deceit, I really couldn't care less, nor do I hate the fact that they are exclusive and make people feel left out. I just hate the pomposity secrets inspire in their keepers, that viscous smugness. Just look at y...

  • An Open Letter To My Hole

    Posted on Tuesday September 22nd, 2009 at 13:21

    I hate open letters. I know it's all the rage on the blogs these days to write out a post, seemingly addressed to someone famous, or about something that is a bit witty, or a bit "out there", or a bit serious, but it makes me want to shit.I cannot th...

  • People, Who See Large Creatures

    Posted on Monday September 21st, 2009 at 07:44

    I'm so bored by people who see oversized, or exotic animals, wandering around in incredibly ordinary places in Britain. I blame that boring Victorian Sherlock Holmes story "The Hound, of the Baskevilles", or stories about Yetis, or that fucking appal...

  • I no longer like WH Smith

    Posted on Wednesday September 2nd, 2009 at 03:15

    WH Smith rules the high streets and railway stations of Britain, peddling newspapers and magazines, stationery supplies to school children and selling popular books. It carries a few stuffed toys, an aisle of sweets, and some board games and jigsaws ...

  • The Queens Of Leon

    Posted on Monday August 31st, 2009 at 07:28

    I have just come back from Reading Festival, it was a horrible, horrible place. Rock music is a dreadful racket ranging from a walloping, thudding, fingers-in-ears, thud-thud-thud, to a whingy old drone-on. I hate Rock Music, but I hate Rock Stars ev...

  • Via Nova Crucis

    Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 11:10

    I updated the stations of the cross a bit. I did it while I was at a boring wedding, sitting at the back, not listening.1.Jesus is condemned to death2.Jesus is given his cross, which is pretty heavy.3.Jesus falls the first time4.Jesus meets His Mothe...

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This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 3 comments.

keiranbrooke

5 stars Keiran Brooke

A brilliant blog with a classic sense of fatalism which the Irish are well known for (at least here in England!) witty, sharp, no-nonsense and warts n' all.

Posted: March 26th, 2009 | More Reviews From keiranbrooke | Report This Comment

br000se

5 stars Bruce

lol "yanks". Furners are so silly.

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damewottatripp

5 stars Dame Wotta Tripp

What a wonderfully horrible blog! I also note the Google ads on this page are for insect repellent and Horse Bug Off Garlic.
Gosh, will you be my Anam Cara so we can engage in battle of Cosmic proportions, you little sweetie, you.
Worth a visit, although I say this grudgingly. Do wear ear-muffs, though, because the language....such foul-mouthed little darlings!

Dame Wotta Tripp

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