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What Is The Difference Between Emos And Depressed People?
This is simple. Depressed people have a real illness whereas Emos simply make a mockery of a serious condition just to make themselves look cool. On occasion, you’ll meet an Emo who is depressed and the won’t openly parade around flaunti...
How To Cheer Up A Depressed Emo Chick
Ask her to bring in all of her CD’s as part of a show and tell project. When she comes in, steal all of them and smash them up in front of her eyes. Don’t stop until they are all in tiny pieces. At this point, hand her a collection of yo...
Why Can’t Emo Chicks Spell? Is It Because They Aren’t Intelligent At All?
So I’ve been writing in the blog for about 9 months now and I’ve received many comments, mostly from outraged young Emo chicks who want to smash my face into bits with cement blocks and tyre irons. I expected little else. I knew Emo Girls...
If I Cry And Cut In Class Will Emo Girls Like Me?
No, they’ll mock you all the more. In the UK, Emo Girls punish would-be Emo Boys by pulling their pants down in the corridor and then lightly slapping them over the head with their purse, just as a warning of what will come if they continue to ...
What Do Emo Girls Love To Do As A Hobby?
Their main pastime is terrorizing the elderly. Christ, these psychos get kicks out of knocking on old ladies doors and running away. I’ve even seen them crapping in their victims mailboxes and setting feral wolves loose into their back yards. ...
Why Are Emo Girls So Grumpy?
If you drank as much as the average Emo girl drinks, then you’d have reason to feel as grouchy as these chicks do. Seriously it’s obscene. If they aren’t drinking themselves half to death, then they’re compensating for it by p...
