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Emperor Zim

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The ramblings of a conservative American on what he would do if he were the king.

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  • The Health Care Check

    Posted on Monday December 21st, 2009 at 23:05

    The Emperor has noted with skepticism the Obamanites claim that the Health Care bill in Congress will only cost $1.2 trillion over 10 years. The House version of the plan claims to provide health insurance to an additional 13% of the population below...

  • Fouling One Into the Stands

    Posted on Friday December 18th, 2009 at 19:03

    The Thin Skinned One has taken another swing at a cause near and dear to his heart and again has come up empty. As you may recall, Obama struck out with the effort to get the Olympics in Chicago. He also missed with his attempts to get a democrat ele...

  • The Donkeys Weigh The Risks

    Posted on Thursday December 17th, 2009 at 23:04

    The Emperor has viewed with interest the struggles of the Order of the Donkey as they wrestle with the Health Care Bill. The liberal base demands universal health care at all costs but the more moderate Donkeys are worried about the long term consequ...

  • Lying and Tiger and Bare It All--Oh my!

    Posted on Tuesday December 15th, 2009 at 22:41

    It is with great dismay that the Emperor has learned of the fall of the Great Tiger. When the story first broke it seemed odd at first that he would be driving his automobile into objects in his neighborhood at 2:30 in the morning. Later, when the in...

  • Return to the Throne

    Posted on Sunday December 13th, 2009 at 23:46

    Your beloved Emperor has returned to his rightful place on the throne. He appreciates the agony of his loyal subjects who waited patiently for some news of their beloved king and yearned to sup at his fount of wisdom yet again. Alas, the Emperor is n...

  • War Strategy

    Posted on Tuesday November 24th, 2009 at 22:34

    Your beloved Emperor was amazed to hear that Obama The Thin Skinned will reveal his war strategy tomorrow. He is expected to announce that he will be sending 34,000 more troops to Afghanistan instead of the 40,000 requested by his war planners. The E...

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