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Knocking Up Chicks the Egyptian Way
I, like a lot of other people, always questioned how Ramses managed to father so many kids, especially late in life...But thanks to Magdalena, now we know. He used the old Egyptian pool trick....
Profile: The Latino Corporate Ass-Wipe
Not to be confused with his richer, whiter cousin, the Latino Corporate Ass-Wipe is an abundant plague in U.S. cities--especially on the West Coast....
The Lowest Form of Wit: the Portmanteau
Even though the "observational," complaining blog entry is near the bottom of the list, the absolute lowest form of wit nowadays is the portmanteau....
Chipotle, Aztec God of Overpowering Condiments
These days, chipotle is everywhere. There’s chipotle spread. There’s chipotle salsa. Every sandwich, burrito, wrap, entree-sized salad has to have something chipotle....
Why Asian People Drag Their Feet
Even though everyone has surely noticed it by now, nobody has been able to conclusively determine why an overwhelming majority of Asian people, especially girls, routinely drag their feet when walking. Asian shuffling is unmistakable indoors, but oft...
Ethnic Alert: Don’t Turn Your Back on Magic Johnson
You have to hand it to Magic Johnson, after years of performing magic on the basketball court, he’s now performing his magic act in the pockets of unsuspecting ethnic people. The metamorphosis from Magic Johnson, the jolly basketball player to Magi...

