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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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Turn a One-Night Stand Into an LTR?
Sometimes Cosmo just makes me crazy. (Okay, that's silly... it always makes me crazy!) The editors and writers constantly contradict each other - and themselves. They tell us to be fun and fearless and confident... but then do everything possible to ...
Cosmo Quickies: December 2009
We're doing it again... Cosmopolitan December 2009By the NumbersWe all know that Cosmo loves their numbers, but wow, this month they really went number-crazy. These are all headlines from the cover: "His #1 Sex Wish" "71% of Guys Crave This Move" "7 ...
More Than Words...
Brand new comic over on I Read While He Plays Video Games:More Than Words... [Read more: I Read While He Plays Video Games]...
Seventeen Magazine Calls Transgendered Teen a LIAR!?
Apparently the November issue of Seventeen magazine has a transphobic article in it so people have started a letter campaign about it. We're way too old to be reading Seventeen magazine so we didn't notice the original article and the campaign has al...
You say she\'s just a friend...
Brand new comic!You say she's just a friend... [Read More: I Read While He Plays Video Games] ...
Cosmo Quickies for November
Don't think we were letting Cosmo off the hook completely just because of that one useful tip. November 2009 is the Bad Girl Issue ("For Sexy Bitches Only"). Let's just a moment to laugh at that before moving onto the quickies...Really Late on the Tr...
Dumb Things Guys Text
What's up hun long time no talkWho is this?It's [Dumb Guy] from [Bar].Oh. yea, I deleted your number after you said "I'll call you tomorrow" & then I didn'thear from you for over a weekmy bad So what's newMy bad? You're thirty years old and you t...
What the hell is Asian Culture?
Recently someone posted on message forum about sexual fetishes and they referenced our blog about the Asian trophy wives article in Marie Claire in relation to the so-called "Asian fetish". An excerpt:According to the urban dictionary there is the WG...
ABC Loves Cougars - As Long As They\'re Fictional
We already know how the One Million Moms feel about cougars. So of course, we were surprised that they hadn't (yet?) taken any action against the new ABC show Cougar Town... especially since they already bashed its lead-in show Modern Family without ...
Cosmo Quickie: Fake STD Revenge?
In the October 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan, "The Naughtiest Thing I've Ever Done" confession-of-the-month...I was 18 and a virgin at the time, and things got serious quickly. [...] Little did I know, he was a secret slimeball. How do these people get ...
Cosmo Quickies for October
There are a few articles from this month's issue of Cosmopolitan magazine that definitely need to be addressed (and well, mocked) but for now, here are some Cosmo Quickies from October 2009...Hooking UpIn Cosmo's "Hot Sheet" the #1 trend on the rise ...
Creepy Crush of the Month
According to Marie Claire magazine, September's "Crush of the Month" is... wait for it... widowers. Yeah, that's right... widowers. Of course, our first reaction was WTF? Then our next reaction was... still WTF? Honestly, there's not enough WTF to go...
Best. Date. Ever.
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Something new...
New comic!Read more:I Read While He Plays Video GamesPS: Don't forget to Buy Chiquita a beer! ...
The Five Stages of Grief
The Five Stages of GriefRead More at I Read While He Plays Video Games...
Be a cheap date...
If you've been reading Evil Slutopia for a while, then I'm sure you've realized that we buy an issue of Cosmopolitan magazine every time we go on a trip. Nothing is more fun than mocking Cosmo to distract us from a long train or plane ride. So it sho...
Friends and Exes
Did you ever have a friend that disappears when he or she gets a new significant other in their life? Yeah, we all have one of those... or you know, a few of those. It's easy to get swept up in new love and usually they come to the senses after the "...
Four ways to catch a cheating spouse?
A blogger friend of ours emailed us today to ask if we had ever heard of ArticleAlley.com and if we ever use sites like that. (It's one of those free content sites - people can take free articles for use on their sites, and you can also submit artic...
Oh no! Not the s*x!
So the One Million Moms are at it again. This time instead of harassing Miley Cyrus, they are taking on the TV Land reality show The Cougar. For those of you who don't know (which is probably all of you since I haven't been able to find one person ye...
