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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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If You Love Blogging, or Glee, or Both...
...here's your new anthem, courtesy of the incomparable Bloggess....
Slut-Shaming Pop Culture Moment: A 90210 Halloween
The other day I caught a rerun of an old Halloween episode of Beverly Hills, 90210. I remembered the basic premise - Kelly wears a sexy costume to the big Halloween house party and is almost raped by a creepy guy, but her friends save the day - but ...
Monster Jam!!?
So a friend of mine is obsessed with Monster Jam so I decided to look it up and see what the heck it's all about.I drive a very small car (and I drive it very nervously), so the idea of anyone being able to drive around in a big monster truck is scar...
Stupid Sexist Swiffer!
We've all seen those annoying Swiffer commercials in which a mop or broom or duster just can't get over being replaced by a Swiffer product... So here's a mini-guest blog from my 9-year-old daughter. (The title was her idea.) She really doesn't like ...
Cosmo Quickies for November
Don't think we were letting Cosmo off the hook completely just because of that one useful tip. November 2009 is the Bad Girl Issue ("For Sexy Bitches Only"). Let's just a moment to laugh at that before moving onto the quickies...Really Late on the Tr...
ESC Reviews
Check out some of our recent "ESC Reviews" over on The Good Authority (because we're sure our opinions really really matter to you).An Ugly Death for the Beautiful Life - A postmortem review of the now cancelled series The Beautiful Life: TBL (The CW...
Do the One Million Moms Think Saturday Night Live is for Kids?
The One Million Moms are inexplicably scraping the bottom of the barrel with their action alert this week. With all of the new TV shows coming on the air in the last week, somehow all the Moms could come up with to get outraged over was the fact tha...
The Vampire Diaries: True Blood Lite?
Okay so we tried to watch Vampire Diaries... (still nursing that True Blood dependency). We've watched a few episodes so far and while it's not the worst show in the world, it is pretty cheesy.At first it struck us as a little bit of a Twilight rip-o...
That\'s Gay: Coming Out
It's been way too long since we posted one of Infomania's hilarious That's Gay segments. Since we've been watching even more TV than usual lately, we got an extra kick out of the latest installment on how TV shows handle 'coming out' moments...partl...
ABC Loves Cougars - As Long As They\'re Fictional
We already know how the One Million Moms feel about cougars. So of course, we were surprised that they hadn't (yet?) taken any action against the new ABC show Cougar Town... especially since they already bashed its lead-in show Modern Family without ...
The One Million Moms Against A Modern Family
Remember a few days ago when I said that it seems like the One Million Moms are just phoning it in with their action alerts lately? Well, I spoke too soon. This week, the Moms are targeting the new ABC comedy Modern Family, which premieres tonight....
One Million Moms Target Glee
Apparently the One Million Moms have squeezed all that they can out of their protest of Secret Life of the American Teenager, so they went looking for a new teen show to be horribly offended by, and they found Glee.I have to admit that at this point ...
Cosmo Quickies for October
There are a few articles from this month's issue of Cosmopolitan magazine that definitely need to be addressed (and well, mocked) but for now, here are some Cosmo Quickies from October 2009...Hooking UpIn Cosmo's "Hot Sheet" the #1 trend on the rise ...
The ESC's True Blood Diversion Program
So we're still trying to find a way to fill the void left by True Blood until next season. We've compiled a list of a few different ways to possibly distract ourselves - and any of our fellow True Blood fans - until Season 3. 1. Start reading the Sou...
The ESC on the True Blood Season Finale
Should we even bother writing something about the True Blood season finale? It was a big let down.I liked it fine, but it wasn't as OMG as I was expecting. "Lick the egg!" So gross!That was such a lame cliffhanger. Oh, it's an ostrich egg.I'm still m...
Kanye Can Suck It
Everyone has already said all that can be said about Kanye West's inappropriate behavior at the VMAs last night... so really, all that's left is to tell him to suck it. Related: Kanye West dresses better than a lot of gay people...
Exclusive ESC Political True Blood Crossover Theory About Michele Bachmann!
As we've mentioned about 75 times in the past few weeks, the ESC is obsessed with True Blood. Now, our many repeat viewings of the show have helped us to develop an intriguing theory about politics: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is a maenad....
ESC Reviews
Check out some of our recent "ESC Reviews" over on The Good Authority (because we're sure our opinions really really matter to you).G.I. Joe - Review of the blockbuster movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (in theaters now). Not enough shirtless Channin...
Twilight Ruined Everything!!
This is hilarious. Well, hilarious and fucking annoying.So yesterday we decided on a whim to make a few vampire-themed designs for Cafepress... mainly because we're trying to divert our attention from obsessing over the upcoming True Blood finale unt...
Kathy Griffin Purgatory
Tuesday night we attended Kathy Griffin's book signing event in New York City. Or well, we sort of did; "attended" might not be the right word to use. Kathy was scheduled to sign copies of her new memoir, Official Book Club Selection, at the Tribeca ...
Bloody Love
As you may already know, we are obsessed with True Blood. It has been such torture waiting for the season finale! We can't even begin to imagine what it will be like waiting until Summer 2010 for Season 3. (We may have to start reading the books if w...
Creepy Crush of the Month
According to Marie Claire magazine, September's "Crush of the Month" is... wait for it... widowers. Yeah, that's right... widowers. Of course, our first reaction was WTF? Then our next reaction was... still WTF? Honestly, there's not enough WTF to go...
Quick Hit: Anna Paquin Naked!
The ESC is obsessed with True Blood. (Yeah, we know, us and about five million other people.) Lilith was the first one to get into it, and awhile back she basically insisted that I start watching it too, so now we're both hooked.The show stars Anna P...
Another Naked Picture Scandal!?
So we're sure you know about all the fuss over the leaked naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens. Now everyone is talking about the newest naked picture scandal over yet another High School Musical star, Corbin Bleu... only... wait... they're not.Here's the...
I have an urge to purge...
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw... they're doing it again. They're trying to turn a hit 80's movie into a TV show. Or rather, trying to exploit the "brand" name of a hit movie by watering it down. Just a few days ago we wrote about the St. Elmo'...
Quick Hit: St. Elmo's Fire
We just wrote about remaking our favorite 80s movies... but this is just too much. Apparently St. Elmo's Fire is being remade - nay, "re-envisioned" - as a TV show. No really.Joel Schumacher, who co-wrote and directed the original film, is teaming up...
80's Remake Fantasy Casting
We've been watching a lot of 80's movies lately. Not sure why... Maybe the TV networks are just feeling a bit nostalgic for fun music and bad fashion, who knows? Either way, we've been enjoying it, but it's also given us a lot to think about. So many...
Hot New Power Couple Alert!
Of course I'm talking about the summer's latest, most beautiful and inspiring love story...Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston. Yes, Bristol's babydaddy and the queen of the D-List. It's a match made in...well, in the hilariously twisted mind of Kathy ...
Bring Back The Hat
Awhile ago we said that our love of reality TV (and Vh1 celebreality in particular) had returned and that we were going to go back to writing about it all the time, and then...we just didn't. There are some decent shows (and by "decent" we mean "hor...
Leave Demi Lovato Alone!
Star magazine recently printed photographs of Demi Lovato and a story about how she's allegedly been self-mutilating. The article "Is Demi Cutting Again?" suggests that the Disney actress/singer has been cutting her wrists because she is stressed abo...
