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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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Cosmo Quickies: December 2009
We're doing it again... Cosmopolitan December 2009By the NumbersWe all know that Cosmo loves their numbers, but wow, this month they really went number-crazy. These are all headlines from the cover: "His #1 Sex Wish" "71% of Guys Crave This Move" "7 ...
Good Gay News!
So the Senate vote on same-sex marriage never happened on November 10th's "special session" like we hoped. But there is some good news for New York State...Back in May 2008, the office of New York governor David Paterson issued an order stating that ...
Carrie Prejean was Palin-ized
I saw the clip of Carrie Prejean on Larry King Live the other day and wow, let's just say I have some very strong opinions about what she said. But first let me get a few things out of the way...The musical monologue that Taylor Swift sang on Saturda...
An Elle Reader Makes Me Defend Jennifer Aniston
I'm not a huge Jennifer Aniston fan, so I didn't read the profile of her in the September issue of Elle, but one of the letters about it in the most recent issue caught my eye.I'm so tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston on the cover of every magazine. I ...
Cosmo Quickies for November
Don't think we were letting Cosmo off the hook completely just because of that one useful tip. November 2009 is the Bad Girl Issue ("For Sexy Bitches Only"). Let's just a moment to laugh at that before moving onto the quickies...Really Late on the Tr...
Megan McCain Has Breasts - Get Over It
Just a quick note on the whole Meghan McCain Twitter "incident". Now it's no secret that we don't always see eye-to-eye with Meghan McCain, or well, anyone named McCain... but at the same time we get pissed off when people attack any women for pretty...
Top 10 Worst & Overused Defenses Of Roman Polanski
There has been a lot of coverage - both on the blogs and in the "mainstream" media - on Roman Polanski lately. We weren't sure if we should even bother to address it, because really, what could we possibly say that hasn't already been said? But yet, ...
Cosmo Quickies for October
There are a few articles from this month's issue of Cosmopolitan magazine that definitely need to be addressed (and well, mocked) but for now, here are some Cosmo Quickies from October 2009...Hooking UpIn Cosmo's "Hot Sheet" the #1 trend on the rise ...
Kathy Griffin Purgatory
Tuesday night we attended Kathy Griffin's book signing event in New York City. Or well, we sort of did; "attended" might not be the right word to use. Kathy was scheduled to sign copies of her new memoir, Official Book Club Selection, at the Tribeca ...
The Handjob Makes a Comeback
Last month we learned about this brand new invention called "lube" (thanks Cosmo!) We mentioned that we didn't believe anyone over the age of 13 actually still gave handjobs. We have long been convinced that the hand job was a dying art form, relegat...
The New Trophy Wives
From the cover of the September 2009 issue of Marie Claire: THE NEW TROPHY WIVES: They're not who you thinkThey were certainly right. Definitely not who we thought. Upon flipping to the actual article, it became clear immediately from the photos that...
Quick Hit: Anna Paquin Naked!
The ESC is obsessed with True Blood. (Yeah, we know, us and about five million other people.) Lilith was the first one to get into it, and awhile back she basically insisted that I start watching it too, so now we're both hooked.The show stars Anna P...
Another Naked Picture Scandal!?
So we're sure you know about all the fuss over the leaked naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens. Now everyone is talking about the newest naked picture scandal over yet another High School Musical star, Corbin Bleu... only... wait... they're not.Here's the...
Hot New Power Couple Alert!
Of course I'm talking about the summer's latest, most beautiful and inspiring love story...Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston. Yes, Bristol's babydaddy and the queen of the D-List. It's a match made in...well, in the hilariously twisted mind of Kathy ...
Give Vanessa Hudgens A Break
This week we've all been treated to Round 2 of the Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures scandal. And this time it's extra shocking and scandalous because...oh wait, actually it's just a stupid rehash of the previous immature freakout over leaked pictures t...
Leave Demi Lovato Alone!
Star magazine recently printed photographs of Demi Lovato and a story about how she's allegedly been self-mutilating. The article "Is Demi Cutting Again?" suggests that the Disney actress/singer has been cutting her wrists because she is stressed abo...
Rock of Ages
I'm generally a fan of New York Magazine, a big fan. But right now I'm a little mad at them. So mad in fact, that I'm thinking of writing a letter over an issue that has really offended and saddened me... their lack of respect for strippers and 80s h...
IWWG Update
We might have mentioned a few dozen times that we're currently away at the International Women's Writing Guild summer conference. We feel very fancy this year because there was a keynote speaker at the conference - Amy Goodman of Democracy Now. Her s...
Homophobic Douchebag Throwdown
Okay, pop quiz. Which one of these ridiculous homophobic statements is dumber?In this corner, we have rapper Bow Wow. During a live chat with fans last month, he talked about feeling uncomfortable around gay people and shared a lovely story:He talk...
Stupid Protest: The Million Moms Against Miley
That Miley Cyrus is at it again and this time she's really outdone herself. She has made some extremely inflammatory and offensive remarks. You'll be just shocked by these quotes."everyone deserves to love and be loved and most importantly smile :)...
How To Say That You Aren't Gay
I recently came across an interview with Hugh Jackman in which he addresses the gay rumors that have been spreading ever since he portrayed Peter Allen in The Boy From Oz. I think it might be one of the best responses that I've ever read:“I’d be ...
Happy Easter from Bill and Marshall!
Bill O'Reilly is really really upset about sexism and the objectification of women. Even though he's totally okay being sexist and judging women based on their looks when it comes to Helen Thomas, the blaming of rape victims, women who use birth cont...
What's New!?
Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.Wow! So much is going on... and we have ...
Random Round-Up: In The News
Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.The following are a list of recent news ...
Well Played, Duffster
It's kinda funny, and a little bit sad, that one of the only really intelligent celebrity comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation has come from Hilary "Not, Like, A Crazy Feminist" Duff. Here's what she had to say recently in an interview wit...
Top 10 Things We Wish People Would Stop Saying about Chris Brown & Rihanna
Okay, we know that everyone has already written about Chris Brown and Rihanna by now. Honestly, we weren't going to write about it because we're almost sick of it by now. Why? Because some of the stuff that's been said has been really fucked up. And...
