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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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Cosmo makes me defend Daisy de la Hoya!
I almost included this in the last Cosmo Quickies blog, but I was so angry... that I knew I would have too much to say about it. It's no secret that I am not a fan of Daisy de la Hoya of Rock of Love 2 VH1 reality "fame", including her very own spin-...
Cosmo Quickies: January 2010
It's a brand new year (well, almost) but the same old Cosmo. Craziest Sex Tip Ever.This month promises 100% HOTTER SEX! From the cover: Thrill Every Inch of His Body Using a Move No Woman Has Dared to Try on Him BeforeWhat is this amazing new sex tip...
Turn a One-Night Stand Into an LTR?
Sometimes Cosmo just makes me crazy. (Okay, that's silly... it always makes me crazy!) The editors and writers constantly contradict each other - and themselves. They tell us to be fun and fearless and confident... but then do everything possible to ...
Cosmo Quickies: December 2009
We're doing it again... Cosmopolitan December 2009By the NumbersWe all know that Cosmo loves their numbers, but wow, this month they really went number-crazy. These are all headlines from the cover: "His #1 Sex Wish" "71% of Guys Crave This Move" "7 ...
We Expect to See This in Next Month\'s Cosmo
Allow us to present...the Snuggie Sutra:Sex is fun. Blankets are a pain in the ass.You know how it is. You and your lover are in bed, eager to engage in coitus, orgasmic ecstasy easily within reach. But the blankets get tangled. Or tossed aside. She ...
Cosmo\'s Recycled Sex Tip of the Month
It's no secret that Cosmo runs the same basic type of sex article every month - it always gets the place of honor in the upper left part of the cover - and they really just change up the numbers. This month it's His #1 Sex Wish, previous months have...
Cosmo Thinks Slut-Shaming is Hot
The Hot Sheet page is one of the most reliable sources of nonsense in an issue of Cosmo. In the December issue, their list of "trends on the rise right now" includes aliens and gossiping. Groundbreaking reporting, as always. But it's the "What's N...
Cosmo Quickies for November
Don't think we were letting Cosmo off the hook completely just because of that one useful tip. November 2009 is the Bad Girl Issue ("For Sexy Bitches Only"). Let's just a moment to laugh at that before moving onto the quickies...Really Late on the Tr...
Well Played, Cosmo.
Okay, so Cosmo finally did it. They finally printed something that was informative and helpful! We had no idea about this little tid bit of information and our lives are ultimately better now that we do.Buy your booze at club stores. No membership? N...
Cosmo Quickie: Fake STD Revenge?
In the October 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan, "The Naughtiest Thing I've Ever Done" confession-of-the-month...I was 18 and a virgin at the time, and things got serious quickly. [...] Little did I know, he was a secret slimeball. How do these people get ...
Get naughty tonight... but not too naughty!
Sigh. We really don't want to become known as "that blog that writes about Cosmo's sex tips all the time" but alas... we're at it again. (It'd be easier for us to avoid it, if only Cosmo would quit printing this nonsense!) So we've decided to just ma...
Cosmo Quickies for October
There are a few articles from this month's issue of Cosmopolitan magazine that definitely need to be addressed (and well, mocked) but for now, here are some Cosmo Quickies from October 2009...Hooking UpIn Cosmo's "Hot Sheet" the #1 trend on the rise ...
Cosmo Quickie: Penis Jewelry
One thing that we've noticed in our extensive...analysis of Cosmo is that even though they're totally obsessed with talking about sex, there are some things that they refuse to mention. Like, they'll devote entire articles to explaining how to grab h...
Cosmo Quickies for September
Oh Cosmo! You never disappoint us. We had a lot to say about the September 2009 issue of Cosmpolitan. We've already started digging into October, so here are just a few extra "quickies" before we start posting about those ridiculous articles. (You ...
Things To Do To His Ass
The September 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan has an article called "Grab His Butt Like This". Our first reaction of course was "someone got paid to write this!?" But then we were curious about which so-called "booty touches" Cosmo was recommending...Cosm...
Things To Do To His Penis
Cosmo sure loves its sex tips! This time it's 50 Sexy Ways to Touch Him There. We had no idea there were so many different things you could do to a man's penis... we're clearly not as experienced as we thought. To truly test these recommended moves, ...
Brand New Amazing Invention!
So as you may already know, we always pick up a copy of Cosmopolitan magazine when we travel. Cosmo has taught us many things over the years - how to stay safe by planting a cactus, how to save money by eating dinner at the grocery store, how to get ...
Think Like a Stereotype, Act Like a Stereotype
Yeah, we're still writing about that August '09 issue of Cosmo. As you know, we bought it to keep us entertained on the plane to Chicago for BlogHer. (Because Daisy of Love can only distract us for so long).When we flipped it open, we immediately not...
Who Wants A Man Wall?
Awhile ago I wrote about how Cosmo apparently thinks that women only watch sports to make their boyfriends happy, and never because they actually enjoy sports themselves. Apparently, the creators of a new entertainment center for sports fans agree w...
Pam Anderson is Not Cosmopolitan
Quick announcement - We're going to be lending our many talents to the brand new blog SexGenderBody. SGB is a new collaborative community blog that will be exploring issues related to...yes, sex, gender, and body. The site operates from this idea: ...
Cosmo Quick Hit: Sports Are Icky
I watched the NFL draft today. I watched it because I wanted to, not because I was with some guy who was into it. I'm also a woman. According to Cosmopolitan, this apparently makes me some sort of mutant. Here are two items from their May 2009 is...
Cosmo Will Keep You Safe
This piece on Glossed Over reminded us that we haven't tortured you with enough of our observations about the issues of Cosmopolitan that we took with us on our trip to Boston. The May issue has a piece called "Read This Before You Live Alone", whic...
Cosmo Quick Hit: Male Postpartum Depression?
From the April 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan:Men can suffer from postpartum depression too. The cause is a mixture of hormonal fluctuations, pressure to be the breadwinner, and a drop in attention from their partner.Um, sorry no. That's not postpartum d...
Nice try Cosmo, but no...
As you know, we love to hate Cosmopolitan. We usually buy an issue when we travel together (like, say, on a long train ride to Boston)... partly for entertainment purposes and partly for research. We rarely read Cosmo, but when we do we almost always...
WAM!
We had such a great weekend at WAM! (and week in Boston). We remembered how "popular" the day-in-the-life format was (heh), so we figured we'd just give you a timeline of what we did, what we thought, and who we met, chock full of lots of links. For...
