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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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Stupid People Don\'t Deserve Free Pizza
I'm not getting paid by Papa John's to write this. I'm putting that right at the top because after re-reading what I just wrote, I realize the first two paragraphs of this come off like I'm trying to give you guys the hard sell and so you might not m...
Rush Limbaugh Helps Women See The Light
I listened to a few minutes of Rush Limbaugh's show yesterday. (Sometimes I like to torture myself by seeing what the "other side" is up to.) I happened to hear this call from a woman named Renee who was thanking Rush for helping her to change her ...
Dumb Things Guys Text
What's up hun long time no talkWho is this?It's [Dumb Guy] from [Bar].Oh. yea, I deleted your number after you said "I'll call you tomorrow" & then I didn'thear from you for over a weekmy bad So what's newMy bad? You're thirty years old and you t...
What the hell is Asian Culture?
Recently someone posted on message forum about sexual fetishes and they referenced our blog about the Asian trophy wives article in Marie Claire in relation to the so-called "Asian fetish". An excerpt:According to the urban dictionary there is the WG...
Author's Alliteration Assailed!
A couple of days ago, someone left a comment so bizarre and random on one of my brother's guest posts that...well, there are no words. But luckily Astaroth was able to find some, so I'll let him take it from here.As someone who has an internet conne...
Dumb Things Young Guys Say
Dumb Guy: Yeah, so what? What are you 23, 24...?Lilith: I guess you could say that I'm twenty-ten.Dumb Guy: Class of 2010!? Me too!Lilith: Sigh.PS: Don't forget to Buy Chiquita a beer!...
Who Wants A Man Wall?
Awhile ago I wrote about how Cosmo apparently thinks that women only watch sports to make their boyfriends happy, and never because they actually enjoy sports themselves. Apparently, the creators of a new entertainment center for sports fans agree w...
Smart Things God Says
For some mysterious reason, Joe The Plumber is still giving interviews. For some far far far more mysterious reason, there are actually people out there who think that it would be a good idea for Mr. ThePlumber to run for office someday soon. JtP ...
Governor Sanford...Hero?
That's what you might think if you turned on MSNBC right after his press conference this afternoon without knowing what the topic was. The anchor at the time was some random guy that I didn't recognize, and of course he had on a parade of pundits an...
More Conservative Lies About Hate Crimes
Some conservatives are still campaigning against the hate crimes bill that recently passed the House and is now being considered by the Senate. And they're still using lies and scare tactics to do it. Take Brad Dacus of the Pacific Justice Institut...
Friends and Exes
Did you ever have a friend that disappears when he or she gets a new significant other in their life? Yeah, we all have one of those... or you know, a few of those. It's easy to get swept up in new love and usually they come to the senses after the "...
Dumb Things Guys Say Roundup
Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.I've collected a whole bunch of dumb pol...
The Anti-Sotomayor Stupidity Scorecard
We knew that many conservatives would fight back against anyone that President Obama nominated for the Supreme Court. They've had about a week now to go at Judge Sonia Sotomayor, so I thought I'd do a rundown of the top ten stupidest arguments again...
Kay Bailey Hutchison Is A Whore
At least, that's what one Republican adviser seems to think. The comment came in an article about Senator Hutchison's upcoming challenge to current Texas Governor Rick Perry in next year's gubernatorial primary. Hutchison and Perry are both Republi...
Dumb Things Guys Say: "That Jew"
File this one under 'how NOT to dig yourself out of a hole after saying something stupid'. Arkansas state Senator Kim Hendren, a Republican, is challenging Democrat Blanche Lincoln for her U.S. Senate seat in next year's elections. At a campaign ev...
Field Report: Yes, Guys Are Still Dumb
The Evil Slut Clique, here... reporting from behind enemy lines, bringing you the latest developments on the Dumb Things Guys Say front.We would like to report that guys are still dumb and saying dumb things to us at bars. They are still using the sh...
Homophobic Douchebag Throwdown
Okay, pop quiz. Which one of these ridiculous homophobic statements is dumber?In this corner, we have rapper Bow Wow. During a live chat with fans last month, he talked about feeling uncomfortable around gay people and shared a lovely story:He talk...
Glenn Beck Can Suck It
Our Suck It Series just wouldn't be complete without including the Fox News host who makes Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly look mentally balanced and reasonable by comparison: Glenn Beck.Of course, you can find lots more items in our Glenn Beck Can Su...
Happy Easter from Bill and Marshall!
Bill O'Reilly is really really upset about sexism and the objectification of women. Even though he's totally okay being sexist and judging women based on their looks when it comes to Helen Thomas, the blaming of rape victims, women who use birth cont...
Learning from Meghan McCain
I was reading Meghan McCain's latest piece on The Daily Beast (yeah, I know), entitled "What I Learned From the Democrats" (yeah, I know), and about halfway through she says this:"It is all the more ironic that Republicans are supporting Obama and hi...
Dedicated to Sean in New York: A Dixie Chicks Playlist
Since Sean Hannity recently revealed that he's such a big (closeted) fan of the Dixie Chicks that he'll use any excuse to bring them up in totally unrelated conversation, I thought I'd make a playlist of some of my favorites for him. Amazon.com Widg...
What's New!?
Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.Wow! So much is going on... and we have ...
Bill O'Reilly Has a Stalker
We don't mean that someone is stalking Bill O'Reilly (who would ever!?) We mean that Bill O'Reilly has his own little stalker lynch man to pit against anyone who dares to disagree with him. As if there weren't already enough reasons to tell Bill O'Re...
You know who else can suck it?
Bill O'Reilly. No explanation necessary, you all know it's true.More items in the Bill O'Reilly Can Suck It store.If you'd like a list of all the reasons why Bill O'Reilly can suck it in the form of a book that also happens to be hilarious, check ou...
Banned by the Church
We wanted to give a little shoutout and some free publicity to Father Panik today, because we just love it (er, hate it) when ignorance meets censorship. Sigh. (We're a little late on this story, but we really like them so we're going to tell you abo...
Rush Limbaugh Can Suck It
We have an announcement that we'd like to make after suffering through the news this past week.As always, there are lots more items in our new Rush Limbaugh Can Suck It cafepress store. We're also thinking that it would be fun to go beyond Rush and ...
Top 10 Things We Wish People Would Stop Saying about Chris Brown & Rihanna
Okay, we know that everyone has already written about Chris Brown and Rihanna by now. Honestly, we weren't going to write about it because we're almost sick of it by now. Why? Because some of the stuff that's been said has been really fucked up. And...
