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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with

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  • Cosmo Quickies: January 2010

    Posted on Sunday December 13th, 2009 at 16:40 in music, health, sex, Dating, celebs, magazines, cosmo

    It's a brand new year (well, almost) but the same old Cosmo. Craziest Sex Tip Ever.This month promises 100% HOTTER SEX! From the cover: Thrill Every Inch of His Body Using a Move No Woman Has Dared to Try on Him BeforeWhat is this amazing new sex tip...

  • Cosmo Quickies: December 2009

    Posted on Wednesday December 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 in music, health, kids, sex, Dating, drugs, celebs, magazines, cosmo, crazy friends

    We're doing it again... Cosmopolitan December 2009By the NumbersWe all know that Cosmo loves their numbers, but wow, this month they really went number-crazy. These are all headlines from the cover: "His #1 Sex Wish" "71% of Guys Crave This Move" "7 ...

  • World AIDS Day In Pictures

    Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 20:27 in health, events

    [All photos from Yahoo News]...

  • Great American Smoke Out!

    Posted on Thursday November 19th, 2009 at 15:30 in health, events, drugs

    Every year, on the third Thursday of November, smokers across the nation take part in the American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout® by smoking less or quitting for the day. The event challenges people to stop using tobacco and helps make ...

  • Veterans Day Roundup

    Posted on Wednesday November 11th, 2009 at 02:33 in politics, health, holidays

    Today is Veterans Day here in the U.S., so we thought we'd do a roundup of veteran-related links and recent news:~Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America (IAVA) has a map of Veterans Day events across the country, so you can find the event near you....

  • Sexual Mutiliation or Routine Medical Procedure?

    Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 11:45 in religion, health, kids, sex, magazines, stds

    I don't have any sons... so I have been lucky enough that I didn't have to make a decision about circumcision. If I did... I would probably decide against it.I personally don't think there's any medical need. There have been some studies that may sug...

  • Think Before You Pink this October

    Posted on Tuesday October 20th, 2009 at 12:47 in health, causes

    So you might have noticed that we didn't "go pink for October" this year. It's not that we don't care about breast cancer, because we obviously do. It's just that the more we thought about the whole thing, the more we realized that it's important to ...

  • Cosmo Quickies for November

    Posted on Saturday October 17th, 2009 at 13:00 in health, sex, movies, TV, Dating, drugs, celebs, advice, magazines, vampires, booze, cosmo

    Don't think we were letting Cosmo off the hook completely just because of that one useful tip. November 2009 is the Bad Girl Issue ("For Sexy Bitches Only"). Let's just a moment to laugh at that before moving onto the quickies...Really Late on the Tr...

  • Blog Action Day: Climate Change

    Posted on Thursday October 15th, 2009 at 18:30 in health, environment, causes, pregnancy motherhood, sexism feminism

    Today is Blog Action Day! This year's topic is climate change, so we decided we'd take a look at why climate change is a feminist issue. Obviously climate change affects everyone, but we thought it was important to look at how it affects women and ho...

  • Getting to the Point of #nestlefamily

    Posted on Friday October 2nd, 2009 at 19:05 in health, kids, pro-choice, causes, pregnancy motherhood

    I've been following the #nestlefamily drama that's been unfolding on twitter for the last few days. It's kinda like the #nikonhatesbabies incident that happened at BlogHer over the summer, multiplied by 1000. We weren't at the Nikon party where the t...

  • I\'m lucky my daughter is still alive!

    Posted on Tuesday September 29th, 2009 at 22:59 in health, kids, shopping, pregnancy motherhood

    It's been a long time since Lil' Lilith was a baby... so I haven't really thought about baby proofing in a while. We're thinking of finally getting a puppy this year, so I was searching for gates for doorways and stairs and accidentally came across a...

  • The Handjob Controversy Continues...

    Posted on Friday September 18th, 2009 at 15:30 in health, sex, sexism feminism

    So apparently someone from Feminists With Female Sexual Dysfunction was really ticked off by our handjob blog... and well, okay we don't blame her. We might have been a little hard on the handjob (no pun intended), but a lot of what she's suggesting ...

  • Things To Do To His Ass

    Posted on Wednesday September 9th, 2009 at 16:00 in health, sex, magazines, cosmo

    The September 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan has an article called "Grab His Butt Like This". Our first reaction of course was "someone got paid to write this!?" But then we were curious about which so-called "booty touches" Cosmo was recommending...Cosm...

  • Prudes in the Locker Room

    Posted on Sunday September 6th, 2009 at 08:50 in sports, health, magazines

    In the September 2009 issue of Marie Claire, we found an article (in the Health section no less) called "Bare Naked Ladies" that made us roll our eyes and clench our fists in slut-shamey annoyance. And no, it had nothing to do with the rock band.Put ...

  • Let's Talk...Period

    Posted on Tuesday September 1st, 2009 at 15:05 in health, environment, causes

    We met Jessica Bern at BlogHer in July. She was on the humor panel. She is hilarious and awesome. And she's involved in a cool new campaign with Seventh Generation (a company that makes environmentally-friendly household and personal care products...

  • What Does It Mean To Be Female?

    Posted on Wednesday August 26th, 2009 at 14:37 in sports, GLBT, health, sexism feminism

    You may or may not be following the news stories about South African runner Caster Semenya. After the 18-year-old Semenya won the 800 m. in the 2009 World Championships in Athletics with a time of 1:55:45 - the fastest time of the year - suspicions o...

  • Leave Demi Lovato Alone!

    Posted on Saturday July 25th, 2009 at 11:00 in music, health, kids, TV, celebs, magazines

    Star magazine recently printed photographs of Demi Lovato and a story about how she's allegedly been self-mutilating. The article "Is Demi Cutting Again?" suggests that the Disney actress/singer has been cutting her wrists because she is stressed abo...

  • Psychologists with a Conscience?

    Posted on Monday July 6th, 2009 at 19:00 in GLBT, health, guest blogger, stupid protests

    I'm so happy that my brother is an unemployed recent college grad right now, because it means he has lots of free time to write guest blogs. I'm also happy that his degree happens to be in psychology, so he can comment better than me on why this sto...

  • Read the Fine Print: It Might Save Your Life

    Posted on Wednesday June 10th, 2009 at 00:30 in health, sex, drugs, pregnancy motherhood, stupid protests

    Yes, it's true, we're still talking about The American Life League's The Pill Kills Women campaign. The actual protests were on June 6, but we're still talking about it because there was just so much wrong with it that we couldn't possibly fit it all...

  • The Pill Kills Women?

    Posted on Thursday June 4th, 2009 at 12:15 in health, drugs, pro-choice, stupid protests

    The American Life League's newest anti-contraception campaign is called The Pill Kills Women. On Saturday, June 6, anti-choicers across the country will be protesting outside doctor's offices, pharmacies, Planned Parenthood clinics and other family p...

  • My unpopular opinion on the Daniel Hauser case

    Posted on Wednesday May 20th, 2009 at 16:37 in religion, health, kids

    A Minnesota judge recently ruled that Daniel Hauser, a 13-year-old cancer patient, must be evaluated by a doctor to determine if the boy would benefit from restarting chemotherapy over his parents' objections. If it is determined that he would benefi...

  • How Not To Talk About Racism

    Posted on Tuesday May 19th, 2009 at 19:00 in health, race

    A few weeks ago I got into a really stupid online fight with someone about use of the word "Mexican". (I know what you're thinking, "stupid online fight" is redundant, because all fights online are stupid). It stemmed from a discussion about the swin...

  • Protect the Children from Flaccid Penises

    Posted on Saturday May 9th, 2009 at 10:16 in health, sex, TV, drugs, rape violence, sexgenderbody

    Here's our latest piece from SexGenderBody. If you missed the big announcement, SexGenderBody is a new collaborative blog on sex, gender, and body-related issues, and we've joined as feature writers. Go check it out!Apparently there's a bill that h...

  • Cosmo Quick Hit: Male Postpartum Depression?

    Posted on Wednesday April 8th, 2009 at 14:14 in health, cosmo, pregnancy motherhood

    From the April 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan:Men can suffer from postpartum depression too. The cause is a mixture of hormonal fluctuations, pressure to be the breadwinner, and a drop in attention from their partner.Um, sorry no. That's not postpartum d...

  • ESC Women's History Month Roundup

    Posted on Tuesday March 31st, 2009 at 11:49 in art, religion, politics, books, gay, health, race, athletics, elections, pro-choice, sex work, women's history

    Since we've completely sucked it on the Women's History Month coverage this year, we thought we'd take a quick look back in our own history and remember times in the past when we did not, in fact, suck it. Many, but not all, of these posts are from...

  • Back Up Your Birth Control Day of Action

    Posted on Wednesday March 25th, 2009 at 00:09 in health, sex, pro-choice, causes, pregnancy motherhood

    Today is the annual Back Up Your Birth Control Day of Action! This year we're doing a slightly revised and updated version of the emergency contraception Q&A that we did back in 2007. Even though it's now been a few years since EC was approved ...