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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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Stupid People Don\'t Deserve Free Pizza
I'm not getting paid by Papa John's to write this. I'm putting that right at the top because after re-reading what I just wrote, I realize the first two paragraphs of this come off like I'm trying to give you guys the hard sell and so you might not m...
Cosmo Quickies for November
Don't think we were letting Cosmo off the hook completely just because of that one useful tip. November 2009 is the Bad Girl Issue ("For Sexy Bitches Only"). Let's just a moment to laugh at that before moving onto the quickies...Really Late on the Tr...
ESC Reviews
Check out some of our recent "ESC Reviews" over on The Good Authority (because we're sure our opinions really really matter to you).An Ugly Death for the Beautiful Life - A postmortem review of the now cancelled series The Beautiful Life: TBL (The CW...
Jennifer\'s Body
We were very excited to go see the much hyped movie Jennifer's Body because we think Diablo Cody is pretty damn cool and believe it or not, we dig Megan Fox. We weren't sure what to expect from Jennifer's Body because we had heard a lot of mixed comm...
Top 10 Worst & Overused Defenses Of Roman Polanski
There has been a lot of coverage - both on the blogs and in the "mainstream" media - on Roman Polanski lately. We weren't sure if we should even bother to address it, because really, what could we possibly say that hasn't already been said? But yet, ...
ABC Loves Cougars - As Long As They\'re Fictional
We already know how the One Million Moms feel about cougars. So of course, we were surprised that they hadn't (yet?) taken any action against the new ABC show Cougar Town... especially since they already bashed its lead-in show Modern Family without ...
Cosmo Quickies for October
There are a few articles from this month's issue of Cosmopolitan magazine that definitely need to be addressed (and well, mocked) but for now, here are some Cosmo Quickies from October 2009...Hooking UpIn Cosmo's "Hot Sheet" the #1 trend on the rise ...
The ESC's True Blood Diversion Program
So we're still trying to find a way to fill the void left by True Blood until next season. We've compiled a list of a few different ways to possibly distract ourselves - and any of our fellow True Blood fans - until Season 3. 1. Start reading the Sou...
ESC Reviews
Check out some of our recent "ESC Reviews" over on The Good Authority (because we're sure our opinions really really matter to you).G.I. Joe - Review of the blockbuster movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (in theaters now). Not enough shirtless Channin...
Twilight Ruined Everything!!
This is hilarious. Well, hilarious and fucking annoying.So yesterday we decided on a whim to make a few vampire-themed designs for Cafepress... mainly because we're trying to divert our attention from obsessing over the upcoming True Blood finale unt...
Creepy Crush of the Month
According to Marie Claire magazine, September's "Crush of the Month" is... wait for it... widowers. Yeah, that's right... widowers. Of course, our first reaction was WTF? Then our next reaction was... still WTF? Honestly, there's not enough WTF to go...
I have an urge to purge...
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw... they're doing it again. They're trying to turn a hit 80's movie into a TV show. Or rather, trying to exploit the "brand" name of a hit movie by watering it down. Just a few days ago we wrote about the St. Elmo'...
Quick Hit: St. Elmo's Fire
We just wrote about remaking our favorite 80s movies... but this is just too much. Apparently St. Elmo's Fire is being remade - nay, "re-envisioned" - as a TV show. No really.Joel Schumacher, who co-wrote and directed the original film, is teaming up...
80's Remake Fantasy Casting
We've been watching a lot of 80's movies lately. Not sure why... Maybe the TV networks are just feeling a bit nostalgic for fun music and bad fashion, who knows? Either way, we've been enjoying it, but it's also given us a lot to think about. So many...
Give Vanessa Hudgens A Break
This week we've all been treated to Round 2 of the Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures scandal. And this time it's extra shocking and scandalous because...oh wait, actually it's just a stupid rehash of the previous immature freakout over leaked pictures t...
Being a Bridesmaid Can Be Scary...
And now it's about time for our regularly scheduled August Halloween-planning freak out. Yes, we freak out this early! Why? Because - as you may already know - the Evil Slut Clique is obsessed with Halloween. So obsessed that we actually really truly...
One Million Moms Want You to Screen It!
The latest action alert from One Million Moms is about how to protect kids from seeing "objectionable content" at the movies this summer.Here's an excerpt from the alert:This summer, our sons and daughters have a lot of choices when it comes to what ...
You Had To Be There... (at Skidmore)
Finally. The second installment of our Skidmore recap! We already went on (and on and on) about all of the great workshops we took during our week at Skidmore for the IWWG conference. You might be expecting a long, detailed play-by-play account of ou...
The ESC Movie: Not Coming Soon!
We recently took a workshop on screenwriting.* Yeah, I know what you're thinking - what was the ESC doing taking a screenwriting class? Is there an ESC movie in the works? No. Definitely not. (At least not until the fantasy future). We actually didn...
The Pill Destroys Relationships?
As promised, here's our next blog about The Pill Kills Women. Our first installment focused on the medical flaws in their argument (particularly, how the campaign exaggerates the risks of hormonal contraception as a scare tactic). This time we're goi...
WAM!
We had such a great weekend at WAM! (and week in Boston). We remembered how "popular" the day-in-the-life format was (heh), so we figured we'd just give you a timeline of what we did, what we thought, and who we met, chock full of lots of links. For...
Watch, Laugh, Love (Or There's Something Seriously Wrong With You)
Screw the Superbowl. The Target Women Super Special with Sarah Haskins is where all the real entertainment is tonight.Related Posts:That Bowl is just Suuuuper!Every Kiss Does Not Begin With Kay: An Open LetterWedding Daze...
