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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with

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  • Cosmo Quickies: December 2009

    Posted on Wednesday December 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 in music, health, kids, sex, Dating, drugs, celebs, magazines, cosmo, crazy friends

    We're doing it again... Cosmopolitan December 2009By the NumbersWe all know that Cosmo loves their numbers, but wow, this month they really went number-crazy. These are all headlines from the cover: "His #1 Sex Wish" "71% of Guys Crave This Move" "7 ...

  • Good Gay News!

    Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 14:30 in politics, music, GLBT, marriage, new york, celebs, causes, nablopomo

    So the Senate vote on same-sex marriage never happened on November 10th's "special session" like we hoped. But there is some good news for New York State...Back in May 2008, the office of New York governor David Paterson issued an order stating that ...

  • I\'m writing it!

    Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 16:58 in music, GLBT, kids, sexism feminism, lil' lilith

    So I'm sure some of you saw my 9-year-old daughter's guest blog about those stupid sexist Swiffer commercials. It has been getting a pretty good response on other sites, as well as in our own comments section, so I was sure to let her read all the po...

  • One Million Moms Target Glee

    Posted on Saturday September 19th, 2009 at 23:05 in music, GLBT, TV, stupid protests

    Apparently the One Million Moms have squeezed all that they can out of their protest of Secret Life of the American Teenager, so they went looking for a new teen show to be horribly offended by, and they found Glee.I have to admit that at this point ...

  • The ESC's True Blood Diversion Program

    Posted on Wednesday September 16th, 2009 at 23:01 in music, shopping, movies, TV, cafepress, vampires, booze, true blood

    So we're still trying to find a way to fill the void left by True Blood until next season. We've compiled a list of a few different ways to possibly distract ourselves - and any of our fellow True Blood fans - until Season 3. 1. Start reading the Sou...

  • Kanye Can Suck It

    Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 12:37 in music, shopping, TV, cafepress

    Everyone has already said all that can be said about Kanye West's inappropriate behavior at the VMAs last night... so really, all that's left is to tell him to suck it. Related: Kanye West dresses better than a lot of gay people...

  • ESC Reviews

    Posted on Sunday September 13th, 2009 at 16:30 in books, music, movies, TV, theater, celebreality

    Check out some of our recent "ESC Reviews" over on The Good Authority (because we're sure our opinions really really matter to you).G.I. Joe - Review of the blockbuster movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (in theaters now). Not enough shirtless Channin...

  • I Pissed Off a Girl

    Posted on Tuesday August 4th, 2009 at 22:55 in music, GLBT, sluts

    Pre-Blog Disclaimer: We really don't want to seem like crazy Katy Perry fangirls by defending her again and again... W'e're actually not huge fans of Katy Perry (although we do kinda like her). We know she's not perfect and we don't deny that there a...

  • Leave Demi Lovato Alone!

    Posted on Saturday July 25th, 2009 at 11:00 in music, health, kids, TV, celebs, magazines

    Star magazine recently printed photographs of Demi Lovato and a story about how she's allegedly been self-mutilating. The article "Is Demi Cutting Again?" suggests that the Disney actress/singer has been cutting her wrists because she is stressed abo...

  • She Misunderstood a Song: I Kissed a Girl

    Posted on Friday July 24th, 2009 at 07:11 in music, GLBT

    We came across a blog the other day bashing Katy Perry's song "I Kissed A Girl".Now of course, we've all heard plenty of people criticize that song (you know, like a year ago when it came out) but what struck us about this criticism was that it was s...

  • You Had To Be There... (at Skidmore)

    Posted on Thursday June 25th, 2009 at 14:30 in politics, books, music, movies, events, booze, iwwg

    Finally. The second installment of our Skidmore recap! We already went on (and on and on) about all of the great workshops we took during our week at Skidmore for the IWWG conference. You might be expecting a long, detailed play-by-play account of ou...

  • Back from Skidmore!

    Posted on Thursday June 18th, 2009 at 19:40 in music, events, iwwg

    We're back from the IWWG conference! We have a lot to write about: the people we met, the books we will read, the things we learned and even the things we were able to teach. We're still buzzing from all the energy and unpacking is going to take twi...

  • Rock of Ages

    Posted on Tuesday June 16th, 2009 at 18:30 in music, celebs, awards, theater, rock of love

    I'm generally a fan of New York Magazine, a big fan. But right now I'm a little mad at them. So mad in fact, that I'm thinking of writing a letter over an issue that has really offended and saddened me... their lack of respect for strippers and 80s h...

  • Choosing a Musical Instrument

    Posted on Saturday May 23rd, 2009 at 09:10 in books, music, kids, shopping

    My daughter is just getting to the point in school where she will need to choose a musical instrument. (Not being so musically inclined myself, I've many times considering signing her up for private instruction as well). So it got me thinking about w...

  • Happy Easter from Bill and Marshall!

    Posted on Sunday April 12th, 2009 at 10:40 in music, sex, TV, celebs, dumb things guys say, sexism feminism

    Bill O'Reilly is really really upset about sexism and the objectification of women. Even though he's totally okay being sexist and judging women based on their looks when it comes to Helen Thomas, the blaming of rape victims, women who use birth cont...

  • Dedicated to Sean in New York: A Dixie Chicks Playlist

    Posted on Tuesday April 7th, 2009 at 20:10 in politics, music, dumb things guys say

    Since Sean Hannity recently revealed that he's such a big (closeted) fan of the Dixie Chicks that he'll use any excuse to bring them up in totally unrelated conversation, I thought I'd make a playlist of some of my favorites for him. Amazon.com Widg...

  • What's New!?

    Posted on Wednesday April 1st, 2009 at 08:00 in music, shopping, TV, holidays, celebs, comic, elections, cafepress, celebreality, sex work, rock of love, chiquita

    Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.Wow! So much is going on... and we have ...

  • ESC Monday Night Playlist

    Posted on Monday March 16th, 2009 at 20:20 in music

    Amazon.com Widgets1. Nikka Costa - Can'tneverdidnothin'2. Tilly and the Wall - Pot Kettle Black3. Northern State - Sucka Mofo4. The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name5. Santogold - Shove It (feat. Spank Rock)6. Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls7. Morningwoo...

  • Top 10 Things We Wish People Would Stop Saying about Chris Brown & Rihanna

    Posted on Monday March 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 in music, celebs, stds, rape violence, dumb things guys say, dumb bitch parade

    Okay, we know that everyone has already written about Chris Brown and Rihanna by now. Honestly, we weren't going to write about it because we're almost sick of it by now. Why? Because some of the stuff that's been said has been really fucked up. And...