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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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Sexual Mutiliation or Routine Medical Procedure?
I don't have any sons... so I have been lucky enough that I didn't have to make a decision about circumcision. If I did... I would probably decide against it.I personally don't think there's any medical need. There have been some studies that may sug...
National Comprehensive Sex Ed Call-In Day
We just wanted to take a quick minute to let everyone know that today is "National Comprehensive Sex Education Call-In Day".Various organizations have teamed up to make October 2009 Sex Ed Month of Action, that is, an entire month of advocacy and or...
Cosmo Quickies for November
Don't think we were letting Cosmo off the hook completely just because of that one useful tip. November 2009 is the Bad Girl Issue ("For Sexy Bitches Only"). Let's just a moment to laugh at that before moving onto the quickies...Really Late on the Tr...
ABC Loves Cougars - As Long As They\'re Fictional
We already know how the One Million Moms feel about cougars. So of course, we were surprised that they hadn't (yet?) taken any action against the new ABC show Cougar Town... especially since they already bashed its lead-in show Modern Family without ...
Get naughty tonight... but not too naughty!
Sigh. We really don't want to become known as "that blog that writes about Cosmo's sex tips all the time" but alas... we're at it again. (It'd be easier for us to avoid it, if only Cosmo would quit printing this nonsense!) So we've decided to just ma...
Cosmo Quickies for October
There are a few articles from this month's issue of Cosmopolitan magazine that definitely need to be addressed (and well, mocked) but for now, here are some Cosmo Quickies from October 2009...Hooking UpIn Cosmo's "Hot Sheet" the #1 trend on the rise ...
The Handjob Controversy Continues...
So apparently someone from Feminists With Female Sexual Dysfunction was really ticked off by our handjob blog... and well, okay we don't blame her. We might have been a little hard on the handjob (no pun intended), but a lot of what she's suggesting ...
"Pure" Fashion?
In the September issue of Marie Claire, there's a short article called "Modesty Makes A Comeback". The subtitle is "American girls are having a demure moment. Bye-bye, butt cleavage?" so you know it's going to be good.First, we're introduced to a you...
Things To Do To His Ass
The September 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan has an article called "Grab His Butt Like This". Our first reaction of course was "someone got paid to write this!?" But then we were curious about which so-called "booty touches" Cosmo was recommending...Cosm...
Things To Do To His Penis
Cosmo sure loves its sex tips! This time it's 50 Sexy Ways to Touch Him There. We had no idea there were so many different things you could do to a man's penis... we're clearly not as experienced as we thought. To truly test these recommended moves, ...
The Handjob Makes a Comeback
Last month we learned about this brand new invention called "lube" (thanks Cosmo!) We mentioned that we didn't believe anyone over the age of 13 actually still gave handjobs. We have long been convinced that the hand job was a dying art form, relegat...
Well Played, Family Circle
I was visiting my grandma today, and I ended up flipping through some of her magazines, including Family Circle. I've always thought that the best part of Family Circle is the Letters to the Editor section in the front, because invariably someone ha...
What does this say about me as a parent?
Actual conversation:"Mom, what's a prostitute?""Um.... it's someone who has sex for money.""Awesome.""Awesome!? What do you mean "awesome"?""Um, I meant... weird.""Hm. That's better."She is so my child.....
Brand New Amazing Invention!
So as you may already know, we always pick up a copy of Cosmopolitan magazine when we travel. Cosmo has taught us many things over the years - how to stay safe by planting a cactus, how to save money by eating dinner at the grocery store, how to get ...
Be a cheap date...
If you've been reading Evil Slutopia for a while, then I'm sure you've realized that we buy an issue of Cosmopolitan magazine every time we go on a trip. Nothing is more fun than mocking Cosmo to distract us from a long train or plane ride. So it sho...
Our Babeland Wish List
Babeland is having a contest so we were inspired to make a super evil slutty sexy wish list!Enjoy...Eco-Sexy Kit $59.00Everyone knows that the ESC cares about being environmentally-friendly and this it, which includes a latex-free/phthalate-free vibr...
Babeland Summer Sale + Food Drive!
We're missed the first few days of this promotion, but it's not too late if you jump on this today! Babeland is having this Semi-Annual Sale + Food Drive... It started on July 17 (oops) and ends today, July 19... so HURRY UP and order NOW and you ca...
More Creative Censorship from the One Million Moms
The One Million Moms have taken a short break from their crusade against The Secret Life of the American Teenager to protest some new ads from Carl's Jr./Hardee's. Here's the action alert (emphasis mine):Hardee's and Carl's Jr. (CKE Restaurants) wil...
Sex Kills on ABC Family
The One Million Moms are at it again. They really don't like the new season of the Secret Life of the American Teenager. They disliked it so much that they're asking Kellogg to pull their ads from the show. (Apparently Hershey already stopped sponsor...
Secret Life of the American Teenager
Okay, so while I was making fun of the One Million Moms for their protest against The Cougar, I mentioned their previous campaign against The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Even though their complaints are a little bit old news, it's still con...
Read the Fine Print: It Might Save Your Life
Yes, it's true, we're still talking about The American Life League's The Pill Kills Women campaign. The actual protests were on June 6, but we're still talking about it because there was just so much wrong with it that we couldn't possibly fit it all...
The Pill Destroys Relationships?
As promised, here's our next blog about The Pill Kills Women. Our first installment focused on the medical flaws in their argument (particularly, how the campaign exaggerates the risks of hormonal contraception as a scare tactic). This time we're goi...
Oh no! Not the s*x!
So the One Million Moms are at it again. This time instead of harassing Miley Cyrus, they are taking on the TV Land reality show The Cougar. For those of you who don't know (which is probably all of you since I haven't been able to find one person ye...
Why Is Bristol Palin's Sex Life My Business?
I know everyone is sick of reading about Bristol Palin and frankly so am I. (Especially when the latest news is over whether Todd Palin offered Bristol a new car in exchange for dumping Levi). But yet, here I am, writing about her yet again. Honestly...
Protect the Children from Flaccid Penises
Here's our latest piece from SexGenderBody. If you missed the big announcement, SexGenderBody is a new collaborative blog on sex, gender, and body-related issues, and we've joined as feature writers. Go check it out!Apparently there's a bill that h...
Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew
It looks like Vh1 is getting ready to take on the important issue of sex addiction. And no, we don't mean that they've decided to do a very special season of Charm School. They recently announced a new show in development called Sex Rehab with Dr. ...
Happy Easter from Bill and Marshall!
Bill O'Reilly is really really upset about sexism and the objectification of women. Even though he's totally okay being sexist and judging women based on their looks when it comes to Helen Thomas, the blaming of rape victims, women who use birth cont...
Back Up Your Birth Control Day of Action
Today is the annual Back Up Your Birth Control Day of Action! This year we're doing a slightly revised and updated version of the emergency contraception Q&A that we did back in 2007. Even though it's now been a few years since EC was approved ...
Political Pop Quiz
Okay, help me out with this because I can't decide. Which of these is funnier?A. Rush Limbaugh acting like he has no idea why women don't like him and don't want to listen to his shit for three hours a day. A drugged up misogynist right-wing blowh...
Stupid Protest: Banned Sex Books
I was just reading Women's eNews and I came across this gem in their Cheers & Jeers of the Week section:"In Topeka, Kan., library patrons under 18 will be shielded from four books that a group called Kansans for Common Sense Policy finds offensiv...
