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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with
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Stupid People Don\'t Deserve Free Pizza
I'm not getting paid by Papa John's to write this. I'm putting that right at the top because after re-reading what I just wrote, I realize the first two paragraphs of this come off like I'm trying to give you guys the hard sell and so you might not m...
We Love Free Stuff
As you know, we are broke. (If you care to help us out with that, go here.) We hate spending money... so the other day when one of our friends sent us a link to an item on this auction site called Listia.com we were a little annoyed. Why are you send...
Well Played, Cosmo.
Okay, so Cosmo finally did it. They finally printed something that was informative and helpful! We had no idea about this little tid bit of information and our lives are ultimately better now that we do.Buy your booze at club stores. No membership? N...
Decorating the ESC Office
We've been talking a lot lately about how great it would be to get an ESC office to work from. (By "work" of course we mean watch bad TV and eat junk food and read Cosmo.) We should be focused on stuff like, you know, maybe making a budget so that w...
I\'m lucky my daughter is still alive!
It's been a long time since Lil' Lilith was a baby... so I haven't really thought about baby proofing in a while. We're thinking of finally getting a puppy this year, so I was searching for gates for doorways and stairs and accidentally came across a...
The ESC's True Blood Diversion Program
So we're still trying to find a way to fill the void left by True Blood until next season. We've compiled a list of a few different ways to possibly distract ourselves - and any of our fellow True Blood fans - until Season 3. 1. Start reading the Sou...
It will be the most bestsellingest book ever!
While we were in line at the Kathy Griffin book signing, we had an opportunity to check out pretty much every single book in the Tribeca Barnes and Noble. (It was a really long line.)We could not believe that some of the books out there actually exis...
Kanye Can Suck It
Everyone has already said all that can be said about Kanye West's inappropriate behavior at the VMAs last night... so really, all that's left is to tell him to suck it. Related: Kanye West dresses better than a lot of gay people...
Twilight Ruined Everything!!
This is hilarious. Well, hilarious and fucking annoying.So yesterday we decided on a whim to make a few vampire-themed designs for Cafepress... mainly because we're trying to divert our attention from obsessing over the upcoming True Blood finale unt...
ESC Pick of the Month: Straight for Equality
Our gay rights/marriage equality stores were our best sellers of the summer, especially our "straight for equality" stuff. So when we realized that same-sex marriages were beginning today in Vermont, we decided to go ahead and make I'm Not Queer But...
Being a Bridesmaid Can Be Scary...
And now it's about time for our regularly scheduled August Halloween-planning freak out. Yes, we freak out this early! Why? Because - as you may already know - the Evil Slut Clique is obsessed with Halloween. So obsessed that we actually really truly...
Be a cheap date...
If you've been reading Evil Slutopia for a while, then I'm sure you've realized that we buy an issue of Cosmopolitan magazine every time we go on a trip. Nothing is more fun than mocking Cosmo to distract us from a long train or plane ride. So it sho...
The ESC Does BlogHer
We got a really late start on our BlogHer wrap-up... partly because we were so exhausted from our week in Chicago... and partly because the research for the Nikon blog took so much time. (Thanks again to everyone who helped us fill in the blanks, by ...
What To Wear After BlogHer
Okay, so we know we missed the obligatory "What to wear to BlogHer '09?" blog that everyone else seems to to have posted. We have about a year until BlogHer '10 (New York City baby!) so we have plenty of time to obsess over what to wear for that. An...
Our Babeland Wish List
Babeland is having a contest so we were inspired to make a super evil slutty sexy wish list!Enjoy...Eco-Sexy Kit $59.00Everyone knows that the ESC cares about being environmentally-friendly and this it, which includes a latex-free/phthalate-free vibr...
You Can Break Windows But You Can't Break Us
We're a little late on this story from The Sexist because of our Chicago trip, but I think it's still worth addressing. An American Apparel store in the D.C. area was vandalized recently, and another nearby store is receiving threatening phone calls...
Nikon Does Not Hate Babies
As you know, we have recently returned from the 2009 BlogHer conference in Chicago. The conference was funded by several big name corporate sponsors. Some - like PepsiCo. - were general sponsors of the entire conference. Others simply sponsored one o...
Friends & Family Discount!
Hey everyone... Zazzle.com has offered us a limited time only 15% discount for our friends and family. We'd like to extend that discount to you - our friends and fans!Enter code: FRIFAMZAZZLE at checkout to receive 15% off on each qualifying Zazzle p...
Babeland Summer Sale + Food Drive!
We're missed the first few days of this promotion, but it's not too late if you jump on this today! Babeland is having this Semi-Annual Sale + Food Drive... It started on July 17 (oops) and ends today, July 19... so HURRY UP and order NOW and you ca...
Hilariously Inappropriate Infomercials
I was watching television the other day (shocker) and I came across two commercials that were um... a little inappropriate for daytime TV: the Neckline Slimmer and Easy Curves. My original dislike for these products was due to the fact that both are...
Evil Stuff Clique
As we've mentioned a million times in the past week, we just got back from the IWWG summer conference. We're also headed to Chicago in a few weeks for the BlogHer conference. Whenever we're getting ready to go to on a trip like this, we always have...
Choosing a Musical Instrument
My daughter is just getting to the point in school where she will need to choose a musical instrument. (Not being so musically inclined myself, I've many times considering signing her up for private instruction as well). So it got me thinking about w...
Pro-Choice T-Shirt Week?
The American Life League has declared 4/28-5/4 Pro-Life T-Shirt Week... with a brand-new butt ugly t-shirt (see below) that claims that an embryo is a person. (It's not. Sorry, nope.) So we've decided that we need a Pro-Choice T-Shirt Week!We are kic...
It's Sandals Time!
We're going to take a momentary break from our typical rants and "important stuff" to celebrate the fact that Winter is over! We're still dealing with those pesky "April Showers" but Spring is still officially here (and it's sort of finally starting ...
Go Sisterhood!
We went to Shecky's Girls Night Out last month... lots of shopping and free booze, what's not to like? But there was one vendor that stood out to us as just our style - both in their clothing and in their message. (In fact, we might just be them in a...
WAM! Book List
We could have filled an entire suitcase with all of the books that we wanted to buy at the WAM! bookstore last weekend. So we thought it would be fun to put together a book list with the books that we did buy, books by the awesome women who were on ...
What's New!?
Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.Wow! So much is going on... and we have ...
When Good Toys Go Bad
Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week, while we go to WAM and check out Boston. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad...
Banned by the Church
We wanted to give a little shoutout and some free publicity to Father Panik today, because we just love it (er, hate it) when ignorance meets censorship. Sigh. (We're a little late on this story, but we really like them so we're going to tell you abo...
Lingerie Revolution
The slutty and talented BlueGal sent us this article about a lingerie-related crisis, which of course was a call that we couldn't refuse. It's about Saudi Arabia, where all of the employees in lingerie shops are men, which creates an uncomfortable s...
