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The Evil Slut Clique consists of Jezebel, Lilith, Eve, and Mary Magdalene. Jezebel and Lilith are best friends. They have strong personalities. At times they are brutally honest. They drink a lot of beer and have had a lot of sex over the years (not with

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  • Stupid People Don\'t Deserve Free Pizza

    Posted on Wednesday November 4th, 2009 at 13:20 in shopping, movies, dumb things guys say

    I'm not getting paid by Papa John's to write this. I'm putting that right at the top because after re-reading what I just wrote, I realize the first two paragraphs of this come off like I'm trying to give you guys the hard sell and so you might not m...

  • We Love Free Stuff

    Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 14:20 in shopping

    As you know, we are broke. (If you care to help us out with that, go here.) We hate spending money... so the other day when one of our friends sent us a link to an item on this auction site called Listia.com we were a little annoyed. Why are you send...

  • Well Played, Cosmo.

    Posted on Wednesday October 14th, 2009 at 08:00 in shopping, booze, cosmo

    Okay, so Cosmo finally did it. They finally printed something that was informative and helpful! We had no idea about this little tid bit of information and our lives are ultimately better now that we do.Buy your booze at club stores. No membership? N...

  • Decorating the ESC Office

    Posted on Wednesday September 30th, 2009 at 23:23 in shopping

    We've been talking a lot lately about how great it would be to get an ESC office to work from. (By "work" of course we mean watch bad TV and eat junk food and read Cosmo.) We should be focused on stuff like, you know, maybe making a budget so that w...

  • I\'m lucky my daughter is still alive!

    Posted on Tuesday September 29th, 2009 at 22:59 in health, kids, shopping, pregnancy motherhood

    It's been a long time since Lil' Lilith was a baby... so I haven't really thought about baby proofing in a while. We're thinking of finally getting a puppy this year, so I was searching for gates for doorways and stairs and accidentally came across a...

  • The ESC's True Blood Diversion Program

    Posted on Wednesday September 16th, 2009 at 23:01 in music, shopping, movies, TV, cafepress, vampires, booze, true blood

    So we're still trying to find a way to fill the void left by True Blood until next season. We've compiled a list of a few different ways to possibly distract ourselves - and any of our fellow True Blood fans - until Season 3. 1. Start reading the Sou...

  • It will be the most bestsellingest book ever!

    Posted on Wednesday September 16th, 2009 at 15:11 in politics, books, shopping, vampires

    While we were in line at the Kathy Griffin book signing, we had an opportunity to check out pretty much every single book in the Tribeca Barnes and Noble. (It was a really long line.)We could not believe that some of the books out there actually exis...

  • Kanye Can Suck It

    Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 12:37 in music, shopping, TV, cafepress

    Everyone has already said all that can be said about Kanye West's inappropriate behavior at the VMAs last night... so really, all that's left is to tell him to suck it. Related: Kanye West dresses better than a lot of gay people...

  • Twilight Ruined Everything!!

    Posted on Friday September 11th, 2009 at 13:36 in books, shopping, movies, TV, cafepress, vampires

    This is hilarious. Well, hilarious and fucking annoying.So yesterday we decided on a whim to make a few vampire-themed designs for Cafepress... mainly because we're trying to divert our attention from obsessing over the upcoming True Blood finale unt...

  • ESC Pick of the Month: Straight for Equality

    Posted on Tuesday September 1st, 2009 at 22:46 in GLBT, shopping, marriage, cafepress

    Our gay rights/marriage equality stores were our best sellers of the summer, especially our "straight for equality" stuff. So when we realized that same-sex marriages were beginning today in Vermont, we decided to go ahead and make I'm Not Queer But...

  • Being a Bridesmaid Can Be Scary...

    Posted on Wednesday August 5th, 2009 at 21:50 in shopping, movies, holidays, advice

    And now it's about time for our regularly scheduled August Halloween-planning freak out. Yes, we freak out this early! Why? Because - as you may already know - the Evil Slut Clique is obsessed with Halloween. So obsessed that we actually really truly...

  • Be a cheap date...

    Posted on Tuesday August 4th, 2009 at 09:00 in sex, shopping, Dating, booze

    If you've been reading Evil Slutopia for a while, then I'm sure you've realized that we buy an issue of Cosmopolitan magazine every time we go on a trip. Nothing is more fun than mocking Cosmo to distract us from a long train or plane ride. So it sho...

  • The ESC Does BlogHer

    Posted on Sunday August 2nd, 2009 at 07:40 in politics, GLBT, kids, shopping, events, booze, pregnancy motherhood, sexism feminism

    We got a really late start on our BlogHer wrap-up... partly because we were so exhausted from our week in Chicago... and partly because the research for the Nikon blog took so much time. (Thanks again to everyone who helped us fill in the blanks, by ...

  • What To Wear After BlogHer

    Posted on Friday July 31st, 2009 at 22:45 in shopping, events

    Okay, so we know we missed the obligatory "What to wear to BlogHer '09?" blog that everyone else seems to to have posted. We have about a year until BlogHer '10 (New York City baby!) so we have plenty of time to obsess over what to wear for that. An...

  • Our Babeland Wish List

    Posted on Friday July 31st, 2009 at 09:01 in sex, shopping

    Babeland is having a contest so we were inspired to make a super evil slutty sexy wish list!Enjoy...Eco-Sexy Kit $59.00Everyone knows that the ESC cares about being environmentally-friendly and this it, which includes a latex-free/phthalate-free vibr...

  • You Can Break Windows But You Can't Break Us

    Posted on Thursday July 30th, 2009 at 09:30 in GLBT, shopping, causes, stupid protests

    We're a little late on this story from The Sexist because of our Chicago trip, but I think it's still worth addressing. An American Apparel store in the D.C. area was vandalized recently, and another nearby store is receiving threatening phone calls...

  • Nikon Does Not Hate Babies

    Posted on Wednesday July 29th, 2009 at 08:50 in kids, shopping, events, pregnancy motherhood, stupid protests

    As you know, we have recently returned from the 2009 BlogHer conference in Chicago. The conference was funded by several big name corporate sponsors. Some - like PepsiCo. - were general sponsors of the entire conference. Others simply sponsored one o...

  • Friends & Family Discount!

    Posted on Monday July 20th, 2009 at 08:02 in shopping

    Hey everyone... Zazzle.com has offered us a limited time only 15% discount for our friends and family. We'd like to extend that discount to you - our friends and fans!Enter code: FRIFAMZAZZLE at checkout to receive 15% off on each qualifying Zazzle p...

  • Babeland Summer Sale + Food Drive!

    Posted on Sunday July 19th, 2009 at 09:20 in sex, shopping, causes

    We're missed the first few days of this promotion, but it's not too late if you jump on this today! Babeland is having this Semi-Annual Sale + Food Drive... It started on July 17 (oops) and ends today, July 19... so HURRY UP and order NOW and you ca...

  • Hilariously Inappropriate Infomercials

    Posted on Sunday July 5th, 2009 at 09:21 in shopping, TV

    I was watching television the other day (shocker) and I came across two commercials that were um... a little inappropriate for daytime TV: the Neckline Slimmer and Easy Curves. My original dislike for these products was due to the fact that both are...

  • Evil Stuff Clique

    Posted on Sunday June 21st, 2009 at 16:50 in shopping, cafepress

    As we've mentioned a million times in the past week, we just got back from the IWWG summer conference. We're also headed to Chicago in a few weeks for the BlogHer conference. Whenever we're getting ready to go to on a trip like this, we always have...

  • Choosing a Musical Instrument

    Posted on Saturday May 23rd, 2009 at 09:10 in books, music, kids, shopping

    My daughter is just getting to the point in school where she will need to choose a musical instrument. (Not being so musically inclined myself, I've many times considering signing her up for private instruction as well). So it got me thinking about w...

  • Pro-Choice T-Shirt Week?

    Posted on Thursday April 30th, 2009 at 09:00 in shopping, pro-choice, pro-life isn't

    The American Life League has declared 4/28-5/4 Pro-Life T-Shirt Week... with a brand-new butt ugly t-shirt (see below) that claims that an embryo is a person. (It's not. Sorry, nope.) So we've decided that we need a Pro-Choice T-Shirt Week!We are kic...

  • It's Sandals Time!

    Posted on Friday April 17th, 2009 at 17:20 in shopping

    We're going to take a momentary break from our typical rants and "important stuff" to celebrate the fact that Winter is over! We're still dealing with those pesky "April Showers" but Spring is still officially here (and it's sort of finally starting ...

  • Go Sisterhood!

    Posted on Friday April 10th, 2009 at 21:24 in shopping

    We went to Shecky's Girls Night Out last month... lots of shopping and free booze, what's not to like? But there was one vendor that stood out to us as just our style - both in their clothing and in their message. (In fact, we might just be them in a...

  • WAM! Book List

    Posted on Monday April 6th, 2009 at 13:38 in books, shopping, sexism feminism

    We could have filled an entire suitcase with all of the books that we wanted to buy at the WAM! bookstore last weekend. So we thought it would be fun to put together a book list with the books that we did buy, books by the awesome women who were on ...

  • What's New!?

    Posted on Wednesday April 1st, 2009 at 08:00 in music, shopping, TV, holidays, celebs, comic, elections, cafepress, celebreality, sex work, rock of love, chiquita

    Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.Wow! So much is going on... and we have ...

  • When Good Toys Go Bad

    Posted on Saturday March 28th, 2009 at 16:00 in kids, shopping

    Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week, while we go to WAM and check out Boston. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad...

  • Banned by the Church

    Posted on Monday March 9th, 2009 at 16:02 in religion, shopping, dumb things guys say, stupid protests

    We wanted to give a little shoutout and some free publicity to Father Panik today, because we just love it (er, hate it) when ignorance meets censorship. Sigh. (We're a little late on this story, but we really like them so we're going to tell you abo...

  • Lingerie Revolution

    Posted on Saturday March 7th, 2009 at 13:39 in religion, shopping, causes, myspace facebook

    The slutty and talented BlueGal sent us this article about a lingerie-related crisis, which of course was a call that we couldn't refuse. It's about Saudi Arabia, where all of the employees in lingerie shops are men, which creates an uncomfortable s...