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Excuse My French
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Welcome to the inner workings of a twisted and unconventional mind. This is where all my ideas, silly or profound are expressed, keeping in mind [pun intended] that above all things, aesthetics matter more than reality. As I always say, fuck realism and embrace everything surreal and abstract.
If ever you should ask why I chose EXCUSE MY FRENCH as my title, excuse my french is an idiom used when one tries to pass swearing off as french language. French being one of the most colorful and beautiful languages in the world, it comes to no surprise that I try to pass off the garbage I write as french.
Recent Posts
You and me plus eight
Our new puppies! Clockwise: Meiji, Mocha, MJ, and Mojo (who I have mentioned in this post). The four are puppies of Maggie, our chihuahua in Quezon City.Aren't they cute? Meiji, like the chocolate, is very sweet and likes to be cuddled. Of the four, ...
Switcheroo
The actual specimen. It looks so sleek mounted against the wall.And when I walked in my room, I saw this:My mom's 22-inch screen TV. I almost cried....
Larger than life
I woke up early this morning and found this in the living room.A Samsung 46" LCD TV in HD. That's a big ass TV! I had to take a few steps to get to the other side of the box. It's going to be in my mom's room but I don't care because that's where we ...
10 Reasons Why We Don\'t Need Sleep
1. Because sleep deprives us of doing what we need and want to do.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.I'm going to buy a month's supply of Sleepwell tomorrow, dammet....
Did I mention?
That Bill and I were accepted at Generika Pharmacy? Our internship starts tomorrow.Exciting! Will blog about it soon....
Gene therapy, retail therapy, semen therapy
I heard this thing about smearing semen on your face to make it soft and smooth. I think I heard it from Nip/Tuck and after further research, I found out ancient Egyptians did the same thing to make their faces supple.Last night, while drinking with ...

