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Facejolt - Thoughts, Reviews and Daily Comment
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The main focus of the blog though is meant to chronicle my diet, training and also my views on the news stories of the day.
Recent Posts
You Want A List? Here’s A Fucking List
Given that the current rage for every website in the universe is lists, and they’re considered a reasonably manly thing to do, I have decided to do a list of my “Top Ten Things That Really Fuck Me Off”. So here it is. My Room 101, if you wil...
Music and politics. Or, Please, Bono, shut the fuck up.
Sat, finally, with a day off, I have left my evil corporate music player on shuffle while I contemplate life. But, as usual, I find myself irritated. And another thing. You aren't American. Lose the jacket. Prick. When the fuck did musicians b...
‘Will the BBC hurt your children?’
We here at FaceJolt are well known for our collective hatred of the good ol’ Daily Mail. Mind you, I trawl their website at least once every couple days, purely for the… no. No, I can’t bring myself to say ‘lolz’. It jus...
Wild Wild West
Courtisans and gentlefops, allow me to present the next delicious instalment of ‘Reviews of the Damned’ (catchy title, isn’t it?) This week I have been ‘enjoying’ Wild Wild West (1999), a steam-punk western starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline,...
I Don’t Find It Offensive… I Find It Funny…
If you saw my piece on Godwin’s IronJolt’s law, you will have noticed I used two forms of the C-word. Now, this offended some people, including somebody on my ‘contacts list’ who I soon moved to a new group called ‘cuntacts’ out o...
A Torrent Of Moaning
Today seems to have a lot of torrenty/piratey/copyrighty talk over the last 48 hours. Seemingly the major source of this is that Lily Allen has written some kind of blog (which I’m sure we used to call press releases), decrying the act of copyright...
