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Faeem Ali's Weblog
http://faeem.wordpress.com
Articles incorporating doom, cows, faulty logic etc. that makes for ridiculous, light reading
- Added on: Oct 18th, 2008
- Country: South Africa
- Language: English
Recent Posts
Movies
The tricycle skidded to a halt outside the abandoned movie theatre; the sack dragging behind stopped a few moments later. Little Billy untied the sack and dragged it upstairs, one tiresome step at a time. It took the better part of an hour f...
After Life
It was the first time in journalism history that the headlines were written with glitter. The expensive kind. Newspapers the world over spared no expense spreading the joyous news to the public; financial difficulty be damned. And the public rejoiced...
Humans
They were talking about global warming on the news again. The last segment was about a hurricane. Little Billy flipped the channel only to find a documentary on obesity. Turning to the newspaper he found headlines of natural disasters, murders, suici...
Le Bunny
Le Bunny took a long drag of his cigarette and turned up the volume on the CD player, the wind blowing through his fur as he sped down the suburban back-roads. The effect certainly had the potential to be uber cool had there actually been a CD in the...
Skeletor
He-Man was one of my favourite cartoons back in the 1980s. Of course back then every cartoon was my favourite and little has changed since, but I digress. He-Man was the hero of that particular cartoon and as all heroes do he had an arch rival, a loa...
Meeting Meat
I was riding to work early the other day when a few places in front of me was a van belonging to a wholesale butchery called “Meet the Meat”. It was one of the funniest names I’ve ever heard of, and serves as the inspiration for this little...
