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Fair City News
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Fair City News - All the news that’s fit to farce.
At FCN we leverage local news driven issues in and around Springfield, MO and the Ozarks area to draw humor from current events, recent news stories, political figures, and media organizations to provide entertainment via comedic pseudo-stories. Just to brighten your day a bit.
Recent Posts
Local Bums Ride Train Posing As Santa
Som-bitch bum posing as Santa Claus on the Polar Express Branson, MO— The Branson Scenic Railway’s Polar Express has become overrun with hobos and train jumpers claiming to be Saint Nick. Unsavory transients have flocked to the inaugural official...
Catanese Cast in “POLITICO”
Many of his fellow reporters considered him the most dangerous man alive—an honest reporter. Springfield, MO—Local KY3 political reporter David Catanese has been drafted by the POLITICO machine and will be serving a new function in the organizat...
Knievel to Perform “James River” Jump at First Night Springfield
Arist rendering of "Kaptain" Robbie Knievel's planned jump over James River Freeway Springfield, MO—Ramp construction at Hwy 65 and James River Freeway is nearing the final stages for the Robbie Knievel “James River” jump on Decem...
Secret Society Implements Symbol in Springfield Road Construction
Secret hand symbol of the FreeDiamond, who are implementing diverging diamonds in the Ozarks. Springfield, MO—Conspiracy theorists are claiming that the FreeDiamonds, an underground group in the Ozarks, is implementing a wicked secret symbol in the...
BPS Attraction Rejects US Currency
King George at Bass Pro Shops specifically rejects US Quarters minted in 1974 Springfield, MO— Due to the declining value of the United States dollar, tourism officials at Bass Pro Shops have decided to no longer accept the American currency at the...
Sonic Releases “Meth Menu” In Missouri
Cranster about to sooth her meth mouth with an Old Fashioned Meth Float from Sonic's Meth Menu. Cape Girardeau, MO—Seeking to steal share from the QSR burger industry, a Sonic restaurant employee developed a stimulating and illegal menu of meth...


Mmm...yeah, I like this format, comedic content and satirical nature of the posts. What do you like about this site?
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