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Fat Chav FundaMental
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UK social comment and satire. Plus shedloads of shit about Chavs.
Recent Posts
That monkey Mantamperingson
Wot is wrong wiv that monkey Mantamperingson??? Anyway. Fatchav till the day I die. (Or get a gastric Band) ascei8gdu9 ...
Tony Blah is an evil cahnt
So Tony Blah finks ‘e’s gonna be El Presidente of the United States of Europe. Wot a facckin’ wanker. I told me old lady this wos wot ‘e wos aimin’ for 10 year back. She wouldn’t ‘ave it. “‘ER...
Beer is good for you!
Nah ‘ere’s the good news. Beer is good for you!!! Nah, I dahn’t just mean cos you can get mad-dogged on a can of Tennents Special at 8:30 in the morning while you’re waiting for the Market Porter up the Borough to reopen. The ...
Girning Clown is on the Jimmy Hills
So Girning Clown is on the Jimmy Hills. A few eckies here, a bit of e there, maybe some prozac to dull the pain of havin’ that great girnin’ face. Tell ya wot. It would explain a shitload of shite if it turns out ‘e wos on the acid....
Stumpie Fishpaste releases mass murderer
Mad Mickey MacMental was ragin’ this morning dahn the Borough Market. He was givin’ it this an’ givin’ it that an’ goin’, well, mental. There was loose fruit flyin’ everywhere. Aubergine’s in the olive&...
aw Jock Tamson’s bairns
So. We’re dahn the Booze and Bruiser for the monthly flatnose sixfooters social, an’ I’m busy tellin’ all an’ sundry I’m now a Zen Warrior Priest an’ not a doorman (for licence - or lack of licence - reason...

