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FITSNews
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Operating out of a converted meth lab in the woods in South Carolina, FITSNews reports on politics, pop culture and sports, all under the ingenious tagline “Irreverence, Institutionalized.” We have a commitment to the truth and just keepin' it real.
Recent Posts
All Palin, All The Time
Let’s face it, people, the world is getting a crash course in all things Sarah Palin. It’s been less than a week since this super hot hockey mom turned political reformer was named as John McCain’s vice presidential pick - and less ...
Balloon Pork Is Hazardous To Your Health
When it comes to utterly worthless state expenditures, the annual $100,000 we shell out for the Great Southeastern BalloonFest is by far one of the arch-offenders. Paying that kind of money so a bunch of inbred Anderson County, S.C. residents can poi...
The Voice Is Dead
“In a world where” we all desperately need some relief from politics and reality TV, “one man” was always there to take us to magical worlds we never knew existed. “In a world where” we’ve all earned the righ...
Spurrier’s Starting Smelley
In the least surprising news of the young football season at South Carolina, head coach Steve Spurrier has just announced that sophomore Chris Smelley will start at quarterback Thursday night against the Vanderbilt Commodores. Smelley was 4-2 as a st...
Hanna Draws A Bead
Tropical Storm Hanna lost her Hurricane status last night, but she’s slowly regaining strength and following a familiar course toward the coast of South Carolina, according to the most recent advisory from the National Weather Service. The midd...

