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The Head Fool Speaks
Ponder this: For years now researchers have been telling us we’re getting fatter. Well, if our butts are expanding, why is the toilet paper shrinking? Let’s all send an email to Charmin and Scott informing them of this incongruity. Happy Thanksgi...
Editor’s Note
Happy November, faithful readers. Enjoy this issue, WHICH IS NOT A TURKEY, nap yourself a good football game, keep your hands out of the way of flying fork tines, and THANKS for GIVING us your unwavering support, except for that time you wavered, whi...
Smoke, Guns, and Monkeys by Aaron Sean Birk
By Aaron Sean Birk Working at a tobacco store can mean different things to different people. Your parents frown at you; the mothers of any girl you date instantly fumble for diplomatic words of disapproval. Yet many people are drawn in the door, desi...
The Cats, The Dogs, The Crows
I’m glad I work at home so I can be with my cat. There’s nothing like making a cat happy to give you that extra buzz. Sugar, my rescued Siamese, loves to lounge on my lap, especially when I’m sitting at the computer. She watches the screen inte...
The Expiration Date – Terror at 30,000 Feet
One of my readers wrote to me the other day and told me to stick to my dating stories and not rant about NASA. But every once in a while, I think something is more important than dating when someone decides to bomb the moon or someone dies and I have...
Lost Journal
Having never kept an actual journal, Mollen writes these columns in retrospect. For each column, he chooses a different day in his lifetime, and writes about it as though it were today. A particular entry may be about a day last week, or Halloween 19...

