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Our main purpose is to entertain ourselves and the others simply by having fun. Whether it is a thing we observe, some news we just hear, or whether there is something in this world which is absolutely worth knowing, we’ll post it here and discuss
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So… How… Is… This… Thing… Done?
“I mean… what should I do with it?” “Sophie dear, it’s just like licking a lollipop.” “Oooooh… You mean like this?” “Exactly…” “Oohhh *giggles*” “Happy birthday...
How I Banned My Kids From Listening to Diddy
I didn’t do anything basically. Diddy did everything by himself. “I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven-years-old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen – so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother...
WTF U Doin, Bish?
Lol, lol and some more lol, even though the situational factors would rather make people cry! And I was asking myself why my nephew has become a pervert at 5… This video contains nudity. ...
WTF Is Wrong With These People?!?
I swear some people are really f*cked up!!! Stay tuned for new episodes!...
Joanna Krupa In Some F*cked Up PETA Ad I Am Totally Against
I know… I’m a stuck up religious person, blah-blah, yada yada. I’m sorry, but they could have used something else to cover those titties and you know… Somebody sue Peta for this right now!!! I am totally IN for the message, bu...
Adam Lambert Can Fuck Off In My Views
My niece was watching the AMAs, you dumb a$$!!! ...
LOL, Miley Cyrus Is An Idiot!!!
OMG, I nearly peed my pants laughing this morning when I read about Miley Cyrus not knowing who Jay-Z is. Not that she wouldn’t be allowed, you know? Not anyone is a fan, not anyone is obliged to know who he is. But when you sing a song that&#...
Miley Cyrus Pretends She Doesn’t Get Polls
You see, not long ago, Miley Cyrus was voted Worst Celebrity Influence by teenagers themselves, but she doesn’t seem to get the hint and she continues babbling shet about her not wanting to be an idol, but a… surprise… role model fo...
I Told You Doug Wasn’t Happy With Paris Dressing Him Like… Paris For Halloween
Yyyyup, the guy could stand that only for a couple of hours, after which he decided he should choke her. Iiiihihihihihihihi!!!...
That’s Not Funny, Speidi!
Spencer and Heidi dressed as Jon ‘n Kate of course plus 8 for Halloween. GIVE ME A BUCKET, QUICK!!! ...
Mommy, I Wanna Be THAT For Halloween!!!
Price-less! Or that… ...
Who Is The Guantanamo In Your Mobile Phone?
The following post is part of the category “Don’t do this if you want a happily married life”. Listen to this: A Saudi woman is seeking a divorce after discovering her husband had nicknamed her ‘Guantanamo’ on his mobile...
Fresh Mug Of The Day – Stephanie Pratt
This is so funny, you cannot imagine. See I usually do my daily round of celebrity blog reading and a couple of weeks ago I started noticing this new face. Very pretty girl, long lean legs, pretty long blond hair, very sweet face, very nice smile and...
Ralph Lauren Is a Shmuck!!!
OMG, I need to write about it and I need to do it now. I didn’t want to have the famous Filippa Hamilton badly photoshopped photo on the blog, you know, the one she got fired for, but this is going too far and I’m pissed off. You probably...
How To Be Famous
With and By Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Actually the entire thing is called How To be Famous - Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture Not that it’s very difficult to become famous when the only typ...
CelebTwit: Pose, You F***ing Bitch!
I always said you should not judge a book by its cover. You see, Dita Von Teese hasn’t got what you’d call a good reputation and when you look at her photoshoots, you can’t really say she’s making her mother proud (even thou...
We Have a Match!
Made in Heaven. I’ve been trying to associate Amber Rose’s image with the image of another woman in showbiz ever since Kanye West first drooled upon her curves and got her out in public, but I just couldn’t remember the ass face. Un...
Useless Inventions - The Crocheted Peni5
Sorry for the penish in the title, I tried to cover the s in penish with a 5 but still keep the penish meaning. Anyway, ladies (if you’re sick enough) and gentlemen (if you think it’s better than what you possess), I give you the crochete...
I Smell A Publicity Stunt Coming Soon
You see, this Thursday, on The View, Spencer said he won’t sleep with Heidi because she keeps trying to get pregnant. “She [says] she is not going to tell me she is going to go off her birth control” I’d rather go for the after marriage ...
