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Freelance Guru

http://freelanceguru.co.uk

One Man - One Pole - One Mission
I was once like you, until a chance encounter with a snake inspired me to quit my job and seek wisdom. Taking only the bare essentials, such as my laptop and mobile phone, I now live on top of a pole overlooking Bristol.

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  • That Richard Dawkins Fellow...

    Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 15:15 in science, interview, dawkins

    That Richard Dawkins fellow... If I had idols, he would be among them. I wrote to him once - gave him some pointers on 'meme theory'. I gently pointed out that a 'meme', rather than being a cultural idea which evolves and passes down generations, was...

  • Drive-by muttering

    Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 09:01 in life, neighbour

    Was walking home today when a car pulled up next to me. The driver, my neighbour, stuck his head out the window, shouted something at me, raised his middle finger and sped away. I have absolutly no idea what he said. I find that more annoying than th...

  • It's Hot, whatever the weather

    Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 02:53 in link, weather, birds

    I never really understood the point of websites that tell you the weather. From the top of my pole it's incredibly simple to know the current condtions, and it doesn't really make much difference anyway. If it's raining, I get wet. If it's sunny, I s...

  • Harry Potter and the half arsed movie

    Posted on Friday August 21st, 2009 at 17:11 in life, movie, Magic

    Took My Girl to see the new Potter Movie.With that kind of magical power you'd think Harry could get someone better looking than Ginny. I mean a ginger girl. Really?Unfortunately, the only kind of womenfolk all-knowing-genius seems to impress is chic...

  • Handheld Guru

    Posted on Thursday August 20th, 2009 at 15:34

    It is not unknown for great spiritual leaders to disappear from time to time. Jesus himself disappeared for 3 days. He claimed it was because he died. Really it was just an elaborate stunt to get some time alone. You've noticed no doubt that I went ...

  • A very Modern Christmas Story

    Posted on Tuesday December 23rd, 2008 at 18:00 in money, poem, christmas, santa claus

    T'was the night before Christmas, and on his Pole top The Guru was thinking. He thought quite a lot "I wonder,' said he, 'why is it that we must Tell lies to our children come every Christmas? For every December we tell girls a...

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This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 2 comments.

Lydia

5 stars Lydia

Well now, aren't you fun to read after Christmas as I detune from the depression of it all.....
Seriously, I really wasn't feeling very happy so decided to check out a humor blog. I selected yours and am glad I did.
I feel all better now.

Posted: December 26th, 2008 | More Reviews From Lydia | Report This Comment

jcorbelli

5 stars Joshua

Wonderful idea for a blog. And such a philanthropist to boot. The next time I find myself meddled with one of life's many uncertainties, be sure I will ask The Guru.

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 | More Reviews From jcorbelli | Report This Comment

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