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Assessing a state of confusion for twenty years, in the eyes of one Rory Gord. Clueless writer/filmmaker stuck in an office job pawing away at a keyboard.
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How much awesome does an awesome chuck chuck?
It has been a pretty good day and a half.Things that are good:1. Getting Lardass McGee to go to the gym (i.e. me).2. Eating inhuman amounts of food to make up for it.3. Leaving work early.4. Gett...
why does this Friday stink like a Monday?
This morning was so depressing I almost ate staples to retain that familiar prickling sensation in my throat similar to laughter. The blood loss would only be a small price to pay. As I trotted out ...
Theosuck
I had planned a big rant about marriage proposals but my stomach is on fire today and I don't feel like it. I suddenly realized I'm working in an office where each worker is a different facet of my ...
Eat your heart out, Flyer Nazi
Well, today at the office the new grad student came blustering in with her hoity-toity Eastern European accent and her skinny jeans and layered top (which you need more of to cover a muffin top, Miss ...
There will be Staple Blood
Forgot to mention yesterday I sent an unstapler through my pointer finger. Magnifico.The Flyer Nazi sent me mentally over the edge. Fortunately, I managed a tightlipped smile and just made myself so...
Afternoon with Ms. Antsy Pants
Here is an account of a mostly imagined incident in my head yesterday. Times are approximated:10am: Get to work. Commence monotonous activity provided by superior.11:15am: Email friend about boring ...