Recent Posts Tagged With 'dumb criminals'

• Where's the beef?

  Posted on Tuesday September 30th, 2008 at 11:56 in dumb criminals

  Well this slab of beef is in jail.For some unknown reason 30-some-odd-year-old Michele Allen from Ohio decided to get drunk, dress up like a cow, and chase neighborhood kids around. This is how she looked when she was arrested. Yesterday Allen plead...

• Be sure to pay your dental bill if you're in Germany

  Posted on Saturday September 27th, 2008 at 21:32 in medical, dumb criminals

  Man I thought asshole bill collectors were just an American problem, guess I was wrong.A German woman woke up in the middle of the night to her dentist pulling her teeth because she had not paid him. Ouch. After the woman's insurance had refused to p...

• This man is an idiot

  Posted on Thursday May 22nd, 2008 at 07:38 in dumb criminals, funny news

  See this man, he's a bad man and a dumbass to boot.Funny this story comes from my neck of the woods.Robbie D. Crow, 46, was released from prison Wednesday, May 21, after serving 8 years of a 12-year sentence for sexual battery out of Kootenai County....

• Burger King robbed by Burger Queen

  Posted on Monday May 19th, 2008 at 11:35 in dumb criminals, funny news

  Sunday morning about 4 a.m. a man dressed in a colorful floral dress and pink necklace, entered a Burger King in New Orleans through the drive-thru window and demanded not breakfast, but cash. He got his money and headed back out the drive-thru windo...

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  Posted on Sunday May 18th, 2008 at 12:27 in dumb criminals

  Car PhoneA woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They...

• I think I'd try something different next time

  Posted on Tuesday May 13th, 2008 at 23:24 in dumb criminals

  What a way to stick it to the man. Sometimes ads just don't work, try guns. ...

• Armed and sweet

  Posted on Monday May 12th, 2008 at 16:40 in dumb criminals, funny news

  Tsk, tsk, tsk, the shame. A Des Moines, Iowa college student is in a sticky situation due to assaulting a police officer. His weapon of choice? M&Ms. Mmmm, tasty. Sean McGuire's friend was being questioned in a hit and run early Sunday when he go...

• Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful

  Posted on Sunday May 11th, 2008 at 18:26 in dumb criminals, totally fierce

• When Crabs Attack

  Posted on Sunday May 11th, 2008 at 18:25 in dumb criminals, bad hygiene

  I actually feel sorry for this guy, nothing like an itch you can't reach...

• I ATE BROWNIES AND I THINK I'M DEAD

  Posted on Sunday May 11th, 2008 at 17:54 in dumb criminals, dumb cops

  Okay, lesson to be learned, if you're a cop and you steal pot from your department and then make brownies, you're not going to die and whatever you do, don't call 9-1-1 because you will look like an idiot and end up on Youtube. Oh, and it's probably ...

• CRIME POSSIBLY JUST PAID

  Posted on Sunday May 11th, 2008 at 17:53 in crime, dumb criminals

  I hope if I ever decide to rob a bank, these are the cops who answer the call....